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I'M DECLARING MYSELF "KING OF STEEMIT HOW TO" AND I'VE GOT 200 SBD ON THE LINE TO PROVE IT

Do you think you can beat me and take my crown?


Look steemians, @papa-pepper is challenging you to a duel! In my time here, I've made some pretty amazing #howto posts. Some have been practical and others hilarious, but they have still been awesome. However, after the last two I made, I'm declaring myself KING of steemit #howto!

You have to admit, I was probably the first steemian that you ever saw milking a venomous snake. Also, that how to use a plastic bottle to look like a movie star post was genius!

I know that I can't really be the best steemian at making #howto posts, but there is a chance, isn't there?

THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES?

Below, I have linked the majority of my how to posts that I have made on steemit. I've broken them down into two categories: practical & hilarious. I'm offering up 100 SBD for each category, and here's how it works.

You have one week to make a new how to post and use the #howto tag. Your post must be linked in the comment section below. You can choose either category or both, and you may enter as many times as you like. After one week, I will choose my favorite posts from each category and put them up against one of mine from that category. I will then do a post to determine if any of your chosen entries can beat my posts. If, by comments on the post, it is determined that any of your entries beat mine, I will choose a winner for the grand prize in each category, of 100 SBD each. If my posts are determined to be the best, then I'll keep my money, and my crown.

A video is highly recommended, and you can wear a ski mask if you wish to remain anonymous, though how to videos are not required. Check my previous how to posts below and see if you even want to try to take my crown, title, and money. As you can see below, it took me a lot of posts... but all you need is one that is better! Have fun, stay safe, and best wishes!

PRACTICAL HOW TO POSTS



HOW TO FIX BROKEN GLASSES FOR $1.00 USD



HOW TO "STRETCH" A SAUCE OR SALSA



HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN HARDFORK... WIND CHIME



HOW TO HANDLE A WILD SNAKE ENCOUNTER



HOW TO POTENTIALLY GET MORE FOLLOWERS



HOW TO USE STEEM POWER TO BUMP UP REPUTATIONS OF NEWBIES



HOW TO COMMIT STEEMICIDE



HOW TO PLAY THE STEEMIT LOTTERY



HOW TO MAKE A HOBBY FINANCIALLY BENEFICIAL



HOW TO GET FREE ASPARAGUS SEEDS



HOW TO MAKE A GIF



HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH STEEMIANS



HOW TO MAINTAIN DREADLOCKS



HOW TO HELP THE VALUE OF STEEM



HOW TO MAKE A GUITAR PICK FROM A HOTEL ROOM KEY



HOW TO MAKE A RAISED STRAWBERRY BED



HOW TO PRUNE AND PROPAGATE GRAPEVINES



HOW TO PROPAGATE PLANTS BY "LAYERING"



HOW TO EXPRESS MORE LOVE FOR LESS MONEY



HOW TO MAKE A "STEEM MON" SHIRT



HOW TO MAKE AND OFF GRID WASHING MACHINE



HOW TO TURN A SHOPPING CART INTO A RABBIT TRACTOR



HOW TO PROPAGATE PRUNINGS



HOW TO GET THE MOST FROM YOUR STEEMIT EXPERIENCE



HOW TO MAKE AN ABDUCTED BY STEEMIT SHIRT



HOW TO MAKE YOUR STEEMIT PRESENCE KNOWN



HOW TO MAKE MONETIZE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS



HOW TO MAKE USE LINKS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR PREVIOUS POSTS



HOW TO MAKE TURN A SHIRT INTO A SKIRT



HOW TO ACCURATELY IDENTIFY A COPPERHEAD SNAKE



HOW TO SAVE WILD GARLIC FOR WINTER



HOW TO WORK TOGETHER AS A FAMILY



HOW TO PROPAGATE PLANTS SIMPLY



HOW TO SAVE SEEDS - CHINESE RED NOODLE BEANS



HOW TO TREAT PIGLETS WITH MEDICATION WITHOUT HAVING THE MOTHER REJECT THEM



HOW TO CATCH A TURTLE



HOW TO FIND WILD ANIMALS AT BEACH RESORTS



HOW TO USE A DIFFERENT METHOD TO LOOK FOR TURTLES



HOW TO SAVE SEEDS - MUSTARD GREENS



HOW TO ACCURATELY IDENTIFY A WATER MOCCASIN



HOW TO BEHAVE IN THE EVENT OF A WHALE "ATTACK"

HILARIOUS HOW TO POSTS



HOW TO FLY A BUMBLE BEE



HOW TO GRAB A SNAPPING TURTLE BY THE THROAT



HOW TO GIVE YOURSELF THE BEST HAIRCUT ON STEEMIT



HOW TO UNDERSTAND THE RHYME AND REASON OF STEEMIT



HOW TO STAY WARM IN WINTER



HOW TO MAKE A STEEM-FU MASTER



HOW TO PROPERLY SHAVE A KIWI



HOW TO GET MORE FROM YOUR BULLION CUBES



HOW TO PICK UP AN APPLE WITH YOUR NOSE



HOW NOT TO JUGGLE SNAKES



HOW TO MAKE A HOMESTEADER POST FOR STEEMIT



HOW TO MAKE A BALLOON ANIMAL MOUSE



HOW TO MAKE A BALLOON ANIMAL RABBIT



HOW TO MAKE BALLOON ANIMAL FLOWERS



BALLOON ANIMALS 101: HOW TO WORK A CROWD Part 1



BALLOON ANIMALS 101: HOW TO WORK A CROWD Part 2



HOW TO PROPERLY INFLATE BALLOONS



HOW TO USE THESE THINGS



HOW TO TAKE BETTER PHOTOGRAPHS OF DANGEROUS ANIMALS



HOW TO USE A PLASTIC BOTTLE TO LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR

Until next time…

Don’t waste your time online, invest it with steemit.com


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