Have you ever considered how normal your alternative shoes are, I know you think you are sticking it to the man, part of some sort of counter culture, but quite frankly your feet are adorned in the same piece of canvas that houses a million other feet, nothing special about that
maybe you consider it some sort of style icon, and you might be right, it may say something about you, about our culture, it may tell me that you are little be alternative but not in some sort of scary way
Or maybe you just like helping people make good photos, maybe you threw your shoes up on a wire to help the struggling artist is all of us, maybe you yourself are that struggling artist, getting our you white paint to daub Just say no on the soles. Maybe you wait for a kid with camera, push over the crates and then stride into shot like you own the place.