Dear Elon Musk, could you please buy Facebook next? I hear they're doing bad things to free speech there and could use your magic touch.
"Rich Asshole Buys Social Media Company, Shitshow Ensues" Why does that sound familiar? Almost feel sorry for the twitterati, ain't no fork in their future.
Got to hand it to Musk though, that's one hell of a dilemma he's put Trump in. Does he stick with his twitter clone in hopes of making a quick buck or feed his attention habit and go back to twitter?
*Did y'all see Florida Man makes announcement? Seems like there's more than one billionaire messing with the dotard.
Apparently it was quite the party, the sort that you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave. Or at least not until the Indictable One is done speaking.
Even though we're still got nearly two years to go it's already shaping up to be another one of those 'Richard Nixon for President' sort of elections. Almost enough to make you want to head for the hills and stay there.
Probably wouldn't help, it'd just flood or catch fire and burn up. Or get six foot of snow dumped on you like Buffalo this weekend.
In news that seems fitting for a 'Made In America' sticker , the Animal Liberation Front has struck again. About 10,000 mink were 'liberated' from a farm in the neighboring state of Ohio and now there's some concern they might survive by snacking on pets and livestock.
It's after midnight and I'm still drinking coffee so I'm going to bring this to a close before it goes any further off the rails.
Too late!