LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
IT'S SHADOW HUNTERS 200!!
AND DO WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT!!
THE HOST FOR THE EVENING IS A MAN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO
PLEASE STAND AND WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY
BYTHE C. WALKER
THANK YOU THANK YOU and a very good evening one and all.
i hope everybody had a splendid christmas. i sure did and
we are still celebrating. welcome to SMASH200 with an extraordinary
GIANT
gala program. before we start let's all give it up to the amazing dilligent shadow hunters team led by merry making @melinda 010100 with lots of assistance from always assiduous @annephilbrick and more recently with super supportive @seckorama. give them the applause they deserve.
and now...
to kick it off we have bananas riding bicycles on top of picket fences
and of course we have shadows catching frisbees. ooohh what a catch!
we have the return of that peculiar unsolved mystery of the missing child. what caused this eerie appearance of a childless shadow?? did the child vanish so fast leaving it's shadow behind just for a split second?? does the photo reveal the passage through an invisible portal to another dimension?? seriously folks for a while now there's been a 1 bitcoin prize for anybody who can identify the child and an additional 5 ethereum for finding him or her alive. but tonight and just for tonight i am personally going to double those rewards! so if you have any clue what happened that implausible day be sure to let us know. dial 123 456 7890. that's 123 456 7890 and be sure to mention SMASH 200.
over here the puppet theater for the kids is just starting
and later on when they're all asleep we gonna have a pole dance performance like you've never seen before. so stay tuned
meanwhile we have what we used to call freaks. these days maybe it's more politically correct to say people with anatomical anomalies but putting that pc nonsense aside- what in the world is that girl holding onto?? is there a big hole in the mother's leg or what?
and take a look at this girl's arm, that's quite a stretch there, girl!
folks i'm gonna let you in on a secret- that is no ordinary girl. in fact "she" is one of those transgenders who have been allowed to enter into women's sports.
anybody with a little common sense can see this insanity has gotten totally out of pants aahh hand, i meant hand, totally out of hand.
look i'm not gonna rub it in your faces tonight, but this thing has grown into a big issue and it's become a hard one to manage! women athletes everywhere are suffering from cases much like this one. cum on folks this is beyond absurd. that is not a woman! just look at her- so blatant and nonchalant about it- running around with her glasses on the wrong head!!
enough of that. sorry i got a little worked up there.
moving on folks...
...we have more. here's definitive proof that the aliens have arrived and not only that, there's more than 1 kind!
and now ladies and gentlemen i know you have been patiently waiting but wait no more. now that the kids are all fast asleep it's time for the main event as promised: the incredible, the stunning
the titillating pole dance that you'll never forget
