Okay, now listen to some sound advice here champ.
Your brother was bragging with his smart new watch that is so good it can even time your snores when you sleep at night.
Now borrow that watch then put your New Balanced shoes on.
Find a crooked path with twists a turns and start running as if your life depends on it. Imagine there are 1000 infidels with murder on their minds chasing you. (I think @meesterboom would be able to describe this scene more aptly, as it requires some of his outlandish humor):)
Any case, okay, if you can clock a consistent run at 75kmh then we can consider dropping you off in one of the reserves here.
I can imagine some great income opportunities here, especially from the world's TV stations and if you outrun a hungry cheetah that's not had a meal in 3 days, your effort will be noted in the Guinness World Book of Records!
If not, we will send your pair of Newly Unbalanced shoes back to your wife, with a note, the contents which I cannot describe here, as I have some tears in my eyes now!
Oh! And your brother's watch will disappear as this is Africa hahaha.
RE: Ancient sea bed and toasted sandwiches