Happen to know where I can get a new follower? I've never been this close to 1,000 over three years later and I'm parked at 999.
I'm thinkin of running a classified ad, what do you think? :wanted: Followers. Content—your guess is as good as mine. Funny, forgetful, kind of a loose cannon too, what was I saying?? Last time I laughed and forgot what I was laughing about I could hardly get the words out when passer-by's wouldn't stop asking: "what's so funny??"
'I don't know'
And then I'll attach my email and WhatsApp number in this section here.
It's a rough draft, haven't given it much thought