A friend of mine has a wife.
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Kidding. A friend of mine has a wife who collects candles, it's the weirdest thing. A whole closet full of candles. I'd never say anything to them about it cuz I got my own idiosyncrasies I'll never admit so what I do instead is talk about it behind their back like I'm doing now. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of fancy scented, a gajillion colors, stacks and stacks of unused candles. Whole closet—the one in the hallway.
The contents of your fridge is weirder than that