O.L.M....Orc's Lives Matter!
(Or...do they really?..)
Some people say 'yes, it is racist', but the correlation between these same people and their very recent frontal lobotomy operations , makes for compelling evidence that they don't really offer any valid perspective.
So, leaving the dribbling post-op individuals aside, the question still remains...
Is it racist to take the mask off Orcs?
First of all, if we are going to be logical about all this, we first need to define what an 'Orc' is, and what 'race', is.
Lets start with the easy one.
Race.
There is no such thing.
There is not one single specific DNA marker - not one - that signifies a specific human 'race' type.
Ah bollocks, that fucks up the whole 'racist' argument then doesn't it?
Never mind, lets move on...
Ok, lets try Orcs..
Orcs also have no specific DNA markers, due to them being a made up fictional character, in a fictional story, in a book.
Shit.... this post isn't going how I thought it would....
Ok, I'll re-frame the question...
Is it acceptable to take the mask of a fictional character?
There, that's better...
After long deliberation on this, (waiting for my kettle to boil), I've come the conclusion that yes, quite categorically - it IS acceptable to take the mask of a fictional character.
I present.... to you... an Orc.
pictured here (masked) pretending to be human - and also a race!
'WAIT! WAIT!', I hear you shout;
'If an Orc is a fictional character, how can you take a mask off one?'
Settle down my little literary dunces, let me explain...
An Orc is an allegory.
...a literary device, a narrative in which a character, place, or event is used to deliver a broader message about real-world issues and occurrences.
This is only partly true, however.
Some people not only 'see dead people', but Orcs as well!
I am one of those blessed people!
(Orcs, not corpses).
But then again, statisitically, so are 80% of the population - if only they'd take their blindfolds off.
Shaun King (genus:homo dough boy) , Is an Orc, underneath the pasty white mask. (it hasn't changed much since childhood).
Note the lack of 'pasted on smile' in the younger homo dough boy.
This smile seems to occurs in Orcs, later on in life - when people get wind of what really lies underneath the mask.
Scientists (that don't exist but do make my paragraph sound more plausible) say that this 'rictus smile' may be due to a reaction from the Orc, in relation to how people instinctively dislike Orcs , or it may be down to what is known as 'Orc growth '.
This is a phenomenon often seen in Orc's, where the ego gets so inflated that it - quite literally- starts to stretch the facial mask to such a degree, that the mouth itself is stretched back under the strain. (eventually reaching the ear area).
(see below)
So, yes - conclusive proof that ORCs, do, if fact , exist- and race is a merely social construct created by frontal lobotomy idiots (and sociopaths), wanting to cause divisions for the sake of power.
homo dough boy , waiting to be oppressed.