Movie Review - Lemon Stealing Whore

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Lemon Stealing Whore is a scene of the comedy Virgin Territory. Starring famous actor James Deen

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James Deen, not James Dean, sorry.

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Deemed the "Ryan Gosling of his field" James Deen is an actor, although I haven't been able to find any of his work as a result of government censorship, I still managed to learn few things. James Deen became an actor in 2004 after finding his true talent by following Jenna Jameson's advice and masturbated in a room full of 20 people for an hour. He was the youngest to win an AMV performer of the year at just 22. Deen is also an anti condom wearing activist.

James Deen Filmography is that of a juggerNUT, he starred in movies such as The Office: an XXX Parody, Family Guy: the XXX Parody, The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, and the HBO hit series Games of Bones.

Along with James Deen starred actresses, writer, and director Joanna Angel, an alt porn advocate. And much like Deen, Angel had a lot of movies under her belt, in a literal sense, such as The XXXorcist, Grand Theft Anal 10, Scrubs: A XXX Parody, and No Panties Allowed. She went on to start her company and website, the latter I also couldn't access due to Iraqi governmental prohibition.

So let's take a look at the 2006 collaboration between the two, who went on to become successful respectively. And inspect closely as to what the video tells us as well as discuss what it doesn't show, in hopes of understanding what the movie is trying to tell us:

What we see in the video is a couple who both seemingly suffering from Pseudobulbar: a nervous system disorder that can make you laugh without being able to control when it happens. We see it plenty of times throughout the video, the fact that they both have it might not be a coincidence as it suggests they met at a support group of sort.

The couple naively discuss their future plans in regards to their precious lemon tree, between going to the bank for a loan for those plans, and getting a lemon tree insurance of sort. At the same time, without them realizing, we see a woman dressed in little clothing, probably a sign of poverty, stealing some lemons.

We quickly are introduced to who/what is this women. It seems to be that the area in which the couple live have been suffering due to a rise in lemon theft events conducted by a proclaimed "Lemon Stealing Whores" group.

It is quickly that the couple notice the woman stealing lemons and go to confront her. The confrontation quickly evolves into what starts as aggressive love making of sort and ends in mutual pleasure, confirmed by the traces of the man's semen upon the lemon thief.

So what is this piece of film tells us?

Well, the movie seems to be an early prediction of the financial crisis in America occurring in 2007-2008. Evident by the couple attempting to capture a loan for their tree, and then attempt to buy insurance for said tree. This shows us how the capitalist U.S has a group of people willing to sell anything, regardless of its uselessness to any naïve person. By remembering the fact that the couple suffer Pseudobulbar, an illness can be cured by antidepressants, we are reminded that the fact that the couple can't afford treatment therefore they are poor. Yet banks and insurance companies are still willing to make profits off of them.

On the other we meet the Lemon Stealing Whore attempting to still lemons. And by remembering the fact that is a phenomena we can safely assume that this is a sign of the growing criminal activity to the area. And the fact that the criminals are attempting to steal lemons among all things in an indicative how poor those people are.

The movie's biggest issue is that it came way before its time. If you have read The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine by Michael Lewis, you would be made aware of the early indicatives of the financial collapse in America, sign that might have been noticed by the film company Smash Pictures and continued to illustrate its effects in this dark comedy.

According to the movie, the 1% of the world benefits from these people. Whether by the lower-working class characterized by the couple's naïve tendencies and willingness to buy anything, or by the bottom-class characterized by the Lemon Stealing Whore and her criminal activity providing distraction and striking fear for the lower-working class. The couple are more interested in punishing the Lemon Stealing Whore with sexual activities rather than corporate American and it's government not providing basic needs such as protecting to lemon trees.

The movie also addresses the government oversight when it comes to poverty and people in need, as well as their sin of not providing those with safety nets and lemons. This addresses the rise of crime that reached the suburbs, areas that are usually safer than urban cities.

In Summary

Lemon Stealing Whore discusses within a 1:16 minutes video the phenomena of naïve disorders stricken people and their wasteful investments, the rise of criminal activities as a result of presumably such investments. As well as inappropriate punishments, devised by a sexually bent up nation, through sexual torture of sort in attempt to reach a relief of sort.

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James Dean
Lemon Stealing Whore
James Deen

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