If you take life seriously, then laugh because it is only one.
Lose you? I'm rockstar, you lost me.
Before I became a rockstar, I used to beat my chest a lot, I was very whiny and had very low self-esteem. How did I manage to change that?
Hazte esta pregunta. ¿Quién eres?
Ask yourself this question: Who are you?
Tú no sé, yo soy spiderman
I don't know about you, I'm Spiderman
I learned to be myself when I understood that with great power comes great responsibility.
This is me after pledging eternal loyalty and a forever love with my last ex.
I talked it over with my best friend who is a super friendly and attractive chubby guy who is an expert on love and he explained to me that rockstars don't cry.
Me and my best friend after insulting each other for 1 hour for losing an online game.
I honestly felt special with her because she is a very pretty girl and older than me, the first time I was dating a girl of that magnitude, I felt like the luckiest man in the universe.
But there was a serious problem, she didn't like Spiderman, I invited her to the premiere and she didn't accept. Then I should have understood that she wasn't the one... BUT I WAS BLIND WITH LOVE!
Well, the truth is that we had several problems, we broke up twice and came back, in the last days of the relationship things were going a little bad, but we decided to improve things, I decided to be more romantic and give the best of me in the relationship.
This is me quietly watching memes when suddenly I get terminated out of nowhere, not even an hour had passed after I had patched things up with her. The reason was that she got jealous because of a meme.
I was like a rat pondering what the hell had happened, but in the end I realized it was for the best and I felt a lot of peace.
Did I start crying? No, actually I started doing things I like to do, like visiting a cyber gaming center.
Me puse mi mejor flow y empecé a disfrutar la vida.
I put on my best flow and started to enjoy life.
Ya estoy listo para robar corazones.
I'm ready to steal hearts.
And if you need flow, ask me to lend it to you. And if my ex reads this: Do you like it like this or more hot?