The COMedy Rumble - I'm your friends analyst

We've lived long enough to know that there are different kinds of personalities in this life and of course different kinds of friends we all have. There's an adage that says "Show me your friend and I'll tell you who you are" I don't think this thing is correct again.

I know of people who have a great combination of friends while they are entirely different on their own but they have a great friendship story going on between them.

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I think it's very cool to have many but lets take a look at these set of friends, which do you have?

The beggar/borrower friend

They will always see what they can beg from you and you know that about them but can't cut them off from you. They will beg for everything down to your undies, I've seen a girl begging her bestie for a bra she had saw once on her body. She said she needed it for a night party she was going to. You can imagine how they can go to borrow stuffs.

They are never with money even though some are obviously earning. They will have explanations no matter what if they want to beg or borrow from you.

That was how one girl borrowed her friend's gown to a date she was invited to. Getting there, the guy recognized the gown to be his brother's girlfriend's gown as it was a one of a kind. The date was a disaster for her but she didn't stop begging anyways.

The comedian/crazy friend

I love these set of friends a lot because there is no dull moment around them, they are always full of vibe and life... They hate to see any of their friend looking down and weak. But one thing you should be mindful in having these set of friends is how far their Craziness can go.

Four friends fought at a bar, beat up some guys and were taken to a close by police station. When they were asked what led to the fight, the crazy girls said one of the guys broke their friend's heart. The friend was still at home crying her ass out, but her crazy friends were fighting for justice at a bar.

They got your back fully, too much sometimes that it could get scary. Imagine backstabbing these set of friends, your own have finish 😂 they will show you what is crazier than crazy.

The liar friend

Even down to their name, these set of friends will lie about it to the people they call friends. It's not that they don't like you or trust you, they are just used to lying either jokingly or unconsciously. The main thing is that, before a truth comes out of their mouth, they said up to ten lies.

They can never give a gist that you'll be sure it was what happened exactly because you know their tongue very well, lying is their passion.

They are the set of friends that you plan an outing with but end up having them come very late after many phone calls of "I'm almost there". People even go to them for lying lessons and they are proud to teach you.

The money spender/fashion friends

I think the two go together, these set of friends want to stay updated with all the new trends of fashion in the market so they alway have the money to buy them and mind you, they can also be those one that never have money on them when they want to beg from you.

They are on instagram, Tiktok, Facebook, twitter showing off their latest wears even though they are hungry. They are the slay queens and Kings who live their lives as if they have no problem at all.

They are also fun to be friends with as they do have latest gists about so many things.

The peacemaker/gossip friend

I once had a friend who would always try to advice me to not fight with our other friend, she would paint herself so good to me and I'll be like "She's a good friend indeed" until I found out she badmouths people to cause fight.

She will always be there to resolve issues but behind she is gossiping about everything she knows and anything you open up to tell her.

They are the cause of broken friendship most times so it's always better not to have such a friend but how can we tell? Just don't judge every book by it's cover (Some covers can be very beautiful though).

The quiet/intelligent friend

This one is everyone's favourite in school setting because they study very well and would help everyone get good grades. They don't go out too much, and they know how to do many things so that they don't need help from their friends.

A girl once abandoned her friends in an exam hall and all of them failed the exam, they vowed never to talk to her again but they began to prepare for their exams themselves as the girl had predicted.

These quiet friends can be very unpredictable and full of plans unknown even though they don't look like it.

There are more kinds of friends that I may be missing out on, you can add that up in the comment section and let's chat.

This is my entry for The COMedy Rumble and I'll like to invite @maryjacy and @evegrace to participate.

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