Hello friends, are you guys missing me? Heheh, without asking, I know that many are missing me. If you're among, calm your veins and clean your eyes because, am here to lower down that incurable high blood pressure (High BP). Base on the present world condition, I can't blame you for suffering BP, because, the effect is terrible and the result is unconsciousness. Grammar!!!. 🤣. Anyway, just bear In mind that bad condition is not and can't be compare to good condition. But, if you love your soul, look for things that would bring refreshment to your heart and mind thereby leading you into smiling and laughing.
Maybe, you're searching for one, haaaaa, it's not far from your reach because I've pose to tell you one. It's a story that transpired between me and @merit.ahama.
Sweet comedy
@merit.ahama have been a very good friend of mine from adolescent age till date. We attended same secondary school, graduated same time and started looking for job same time. We went to several places in hunt of job, but to no avail. They always ask us to wait for a while, that we will soon hear form them. Before the time of this incident am about narrating, we've submitted our CV (curriculum vitae) to more than seven companies. The last company we submitted our CV before the incident called us for interview, we went, performed excellently and they employed us. Anyway, unfortunately for us, the salary can't pay our bills. Therefore, we rejected their offer.
One day, @merit.ahama while going through social media, saw job vacancy in one of the reputable companies in town. We scrutinized it by reading their profile. Wow, it's a new company that deal on oil related products. So, their salary must be sweet. Both of us went to the company, dropped out CV as required and left. Within a gap of seven days, we received mail from them asking us to come on a special date for interview. Out of excitement, we arranged our clothes and shoes so as to appear neatly and we'll groomed.
On the said date, we set off early in the morning. Board tricycle (kekenapep) to the venue. On reaching the company, their receptionist welcomed us with beautiful smile. She gave us seat and we sat down. 10 minutes later, she told us to arrange ourselves because, the interview will soon begin approximately in the next 15 minutes. On hearing the news, we exchanged eye contact.
Few minutes later, the receptionist told us that, the interview gonna be unique and all together different from whatever interview we must have gone to prior to that day because, the questions may be far from any course we took in school. As soon as we heard that, I became somehow afraid but merit.ahama became more than fearful and terrified, though, I tried calming her. Furthermore, the receptionist added, while coming out from the interviewers office, do not look back. walk straight to the next office as you'll be directed.
Minutes later, They mentioned my name. I went in. This is my conversation with the interviewers:
interviewer: Are you Miss marajah?
Me: Yes Sir
interviewer: Who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
Me: Major General Aguiyi Ironsi
interviewer*: When was Nigeria amalgamated?
Me: January 1, 1914
Interviewer: Do you think there is cure to HIV/AIDS?
Me: Yes, but not scientifically proven
The interviewers gave me warm handshake 🤝 and ordered me to leave. While stepping out, merit-ahama asked me the questions they asked. I told her that they asked me only but 3 questions and they are...... As I was about to tell her the questions, the interviewers called the next person and that happened to be Merit.ahama. And the law states that if they call twice without any response, then, the interview is no longer for you. Base on that, merit.ahama started walking in to the interviewers office but ordered me to tell her only the answers.
I said to her, the first one is *Major General Aguiyi Ironsi
Second: January 1, 1914
Third: Yes, but not scientifically proven
Hmmm, immediately she entered, the interviewer asked:
interviewer: What's your name?
Merit.ahama: Major General Aguiyi Ironsi
interviewer: When were you born?
Merit.ahama: January 1, 1914
Out of anger, one of the interviewers asked:
interviewer: Are you mad?
merit.ahama: Yes, but not scientifically proven.
At this, the interviewers asked her out and she missed and loosed the job
Heew, that was how my friend lost a very good job. Dear friends, are my to blame over the lost? or, Is she to blame? Please, pass good judgement because, right now, she is totally angry with me.
How did you see the comedy? Which level is your BP now? Hope is now manageable!!. Look, am here to provide you with natural remedy to BP and anxiety. Always check on my blog for other interesting comedies. Below are some of them👇
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