Warmest greetings all.
Trust you all are safe and doing well.
It's been a long while since I posted here. I took a break to go and finish my cry. I remembered an incident that happened a long time ago and started crying all over again, lol. and that's why I'm here to share it with you.
You see this free laugh and laughter that everyone is just enjoying anyhow here, hmmmm, it can land someone into trouble oo. Ah, Infact it landed me into hot gbese. Lol.
I'm sure you are wondering why I said that about laughter, just relax, you will soon find out.
This incident happened many years ago when I was in year one in the higher institution. It was during the holidays, so I was home.
On that fateful morning, mom sent me to go buy pap for her from a particular woman down the next street after ours. Although there were other vendors close by, mom prefers buying from that woman because her pap is always neat and sweet, and she sells well too. Due to that she has many customers and if you don't go in time, you may miss it for that morning.
So off I went and got there within a short time, behold other people were already there waiting to be served, so I joined them to wait for my own turn.
As I stood there waiting, I don't know the village people that whispered to me "turn to your right side and see what is happening". As an obedient child I turned immediately and what I saw was what made me to laugh 😂
Oh!, if if only I knew, I wouldn't have turned 🥲. I would have said to that voice, "get thee behind me, o ye voice, but I didn't.
Lest I forget, beside the shop where I went to buy the pap is another shop where local gins with roots and other concoction are sold so guys, mostly agberos, offloaders, and nitwits, usually go there to drink and smoke. So that morning some of them were there, taking their as usual like "Kalu who likes eating as usual".
I know you are itching to hear what happened, okay let me continue.
It happened that one of the guys had called one girl passing by that shop. You know as guys usually behave whenever they are in the midst of other guys, they would want to show up by calling girls.
So when he called this particular girl and even tried holding her hand, she looked at him from head to toes, sighed and continued on her way.
Kai, it was the way she looked at him that made me laugh, no, not laugh but chuckle. I even turned my face away while doing so little did I know that he saw me.
By then the woman had sold the pap to me and as I meant to leave, he came towards me and the next thing I heard was
So you were laughing at me followed by tawai (a hot dirty slap) on my chin. You know that type of slap that when it lands on you eh, stars will automatically appear before your eyes and you will start seeing both physical and spiritual things, lol.
I wasn't expecting it at all. I shouted anya moo, anya moo, (my eyes o, my eyes o 😢) while asking why he slapped me. As a big girl that I was, I managed not to cry, but that slap entered my medulla oblongata well well, lol.
He even threatened to beat me up if I ask him that again, then his fellow agberos came and pushed him away from me and told me to go.
While leaving, I told him that one day he will get reward for what he did to me.
On the way, I was crying my small cry in peace.
My brethrens, sistrens and friends of #comedyopenmic, that was how your sister chop hot slap for morning because I exercised my right of chuckle abi laughter, lolz.
From that day, before I laugh at someone, I go look the person face well well to avoid receiving secondary missionary journey of slap. 😂
The End...
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