You must have noticed that ladies are always in short of favour; always looking for who... I mean, a guy to give them this or that favour. I wonder what they do that always make their favour to run down more than the guys, as if it's not one head that a guy has that they have too.
I don't know about the none Nigerian guys here, but as for us Nigerian guys that are reading this, you must have given out a portion of your favour to a lady up to 10 times. Yeah, think well. If it's not up to Ten times, that means the ladies in your hood must have termed you "stingy." Doubting me? Pass questionnaires to ladies on your list and see how they rate you.
It's not a joke; in fact, I'm proud to be among the stingy fellows because I can't always give out my favour to the people who have their favours charged to 100% while mine is begging to reach 50%. It's always like that.
If you check well, that lady that's begging you for money (favour) has a secret account that has nothing less than $1,000 in it. That's what they call a reserve account and it's not known to anyone. I wonder what would happen if they happened to leave this earth and no one was aware of the account—not even a next of kin linked.
Coming to this:
You text a girl and she replies with "I need a favour from you". What would be your answer?
If you can confidently tell her that you've run out of favour, you've won!
I've had this encounter several times; in fact, this is one of the main reasons why I stopped replying to messages on Facebook because all my female friends there are always begging for favour.
The recent one I witnessed;
It was a Sunday, and that's the only day I have the chance and urge to move around on my friend's WhatsApp status to see their Sunday photos.
I came across Favour's post(A friend with FAVOUR as name), she posted her sweet Sunday photo, and I was tempted to view it for some seconds more than the way I had viewed others.
Mehn!, I don't know what happened because it was like, "the more you view, the less you see", so I was viewing more to get more but I was seeing less because I couldn't get enough of the photo. I got enchanted to drop a comment on the photo and it's like this;
"Awwww! Fine lady"
She wasn't online, so the message only had one thick.
I continued with other people's statuses until I got tired and went offline.
Around 8:00 p.m., I switched on my data, and the notification that greeted me was like this;
"Can you do me a favour?"
Imagine Favour asking me for favour! If Favour doesn't have favour, where does she expect me to get a favour?
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I peacefully snubbed the message, I refused to open it until 11:00 p.m., when a spirit from my mother's family whispered to me to open the message and ask her what kind of favour she needs.
I did that; I opened the chat and dropped the question. The message got only one thick again (she was not online). I left it like that and went to sleep.
Waking up the following morning, I found her message explaining the kind of favour she needs and its data subscription.
As a a guy that frowns at things like that, I gave her our favourite reply, "I'm not promising anything now, but I'll see what I can do".
Till today, I'm still checking to see what I can do. Do you know why? Why was she waiting for my message to beg me of favour? I'm sure she begged everyone who commented on her photo that day.
This is another reason I stopped commenting on ladies photos because I don't have favour to be dashing out like I owns a favour company.
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