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First of all, let's practicalize this:
- Enter a noiseless place.
- Settle down
- Take a deep breath.
- Relax and
- Pronounce this name Kingsley.
You did it, right?
Be sincere, didn't it sound romantic? Didn't it tickle your ear to the point where you did screamed awwwwn?
I know you would want to lie, but that's the heavenly truth. 'Kingsley' sounds romantic to the ear.
I noticed this sweetness in my name's pronunciation when I was in Jss3. Lauretta, the most beautiful girl in the class, pronounces my name as "'Kissmeeee', which used to blow my senses away.
The first day I heard her pronounced my name, I completely fell in love and sustained bruises on my leg because it was as if she added 'kayamata' (love potion) on her tongue. I almost asked her out, but I drew back my steps when I remembered that she was a property to one of the teachers. If I had proceeded, I would have still been in Jss3 due lifetime repeatation of that class.
I just settled and consoled my soft soul with her heartwarming compliment, "Your name sounds romantic".
Have you seen a stubborn Kingsley?
I know I've argued this thing many times, but the truth remains that Kingsleys are cool-headed. You can never find a hot-headed Kingsley.
Doubting me?
Let's do this check again;
Take a deep sigh, use your mind to scan through your environment and your contact list, and check for people with the name Kingsley. You've done that, right?
The ones you saw, is there any rough one among them? I bet your answer is NO.
It's impossible to see a Kingsley that beats a woman; we are just a typical example of angels that are seated at the right hand of God.
Have you seen a Kingsley that humanizes? No, you can't find one. We are always fronting the protest against domestic violence. Although this has made a lot of ladies to take advantage of us, but there is no problem because our rewards are in heaven.
Have you seen where a Kingsley is being paraded for criminality? No way! I once picked up a lost phone and called the owner with my airtime to come and get it. When he came, he collected the phone and offered me $20, but I turned it down. Why? That's how we were created. We do good things to make the world a better place.
This is a good reason why you won't find Kingsleys in a corrupt political positions, or have you seen? Let me answer for you, "No."
You're looking for where to measure good husband material? Don't go far; just walk up to any Kingsley and see for yourself. This is another reason why Kingsleys don't look for wives when they're due for marriage, ladies rush them. Or have you seen any eligible Kingsley who's not married? I bet there are none like that.
I know you're pissed off already and want to headbutt me to correct these facts.
The truth is that all I said about Kingsleys is the truth.
But in any way you've seen a hot-headed Kingsley, please kindly check very well; that name must be his Nick and not his real name.
Also, If by any means you checked and saw that, Kingsley is his real name, well, there's a tendency that there must be a rotten mango fruit in the mist of good fruits. You Gerrit?
That's why I decided to add a double 'y' to my name, Kingsleyy, which makes me outstanding among them all.
Thank you for reading.
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