A moment when my gender literally left me and immediately felt like the opposite gender.
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I fell in love with her the very moment I saw her. Janet was one beautiful girls I have ever met, a lady with a perfect body shape. She has got it just the way every man will want it: a perfect figure 8 shape, she has got her boobs well positioned with no discrepancy between the two boobs that can make any man go nuts with a slight view of it.
My imagination of what it will look like when she is stacked naked in front of me gets me going nuts.
The butt should not be mentioned as that alone can cause a serious conversation between two able men to pause for a moment as she walks past them.
The looks on guys' faces whenever she walks past tell it all that she is a prayer point that virtually every man will pray for.
I fell into an uncontrollable love on my first sight of her, it was a party that got us getting together, and while I was thinking of how best to beat her to her game my heart was beating hard as the fear of not being turned down is also something that makes me not to even go close to ladies.
What should I do? I kept asking myself just to avoid sharing this weakness with my friends as they will laugh at me and call me (Fear - Fear). As much as I hate embarrassment I am also in love.
I memorized my lines very well and I took a bold step to talk to her.
What I memorized
" Hello, my name is Sam, You have driven me crazy and if the reason why I am crazy is you then trust me I wouldn't want to go out of the crazy car, your love has blindfolded me so if you do not mind can I be your Romeo Nd you be my Juliet"
This will sweep her off her feet, I said to myself. I took that bold step and walked up to her.
"Hello"
And that was the last thing I remembered from my memorized line.
I stood dump found amidst a very sweet attention I have just captured.
I was lost and couldn't alter any more words but then she said to me.
"Sam, the mention of my name melted my heart.
I have been expecting you. I love your cool, kind and sweet heart and I have chosen you among all the guys here. All I wanted was for you to take that bold step which you have done.
I ended up being the lady instead of the guy, I blushed as all those words made their way into my ears and right to my heart.
Now Tell me that word I want to hear from you.
My eyes opened, my heart beat even faster, my mouth shivering and my eyes were not stable like a thief.
The words finally made their way out of my mouth.
"I Love You"