Have you ever been so hungry that you just saw typically anything as edible? Or Have you ever acted as if you know something when you actually have no idea of it? Well the first haven't happened to me but you see that second one, it happens so much to me and people around me. That aside 😁.
A story was once told to me about a man who was very poor and he had little or nothing but he needed to do something to stay alive so he decided to do a very silly job and do you know what that is? He decided to attend funerals and help them cry now you know why I said it was silly.
I know some of you might be wondering if there is any job like that, hmm well, here in my country you can't go to a funeral ground and not find people crying because if you don't see people crying, people won't feel like you really lost someone 🤷♀️. I don't know why it's like that but that's pretty much how it is especially with the locals.
So knowing this, that's why this man decided to go for such jobs, to help people who lost someone to cry and do you know what his pay was? A bowl of rice and that's it because who is actually going to pay someone for crying? It's insane 😂, oh I see you were thinking he was getting an actual pay, I thought so too but he wasn't.
The man was so lazy that the only work he thought of doing was the work that can just give him what to eat, so he focused more on funerals since he could get more food there, a bowl of rice that can last him for like, say three days 😂. So it happened that he was informed by someone that there was a funeral somewhere close by. The man never knew the person that died or even any relatives but he always attend most funerals without an invite.
He quickly went to get prepared and he went to the burial ground. When he got there, he quickly located where the venue is for the crying because they normally give more food to those crying to console them. As usual, the man started crying and he was like, oh this man is dead, that man was a really good man, oh!!! (continued crying). While he was still busy pretending he knew the person that was dead, someone behind hit him and told him that it was not a man that was dead but a woman 😂. The man quickly changed what he was saying and was like, oh this woman was a good woman, why is it that good people don't last, he continued crying.
Why they were crying, some people started bringing in food to share to the people that were crying. Immediately he saw the food, he increased his wailing more and more and this made the person sharing the food walked pass him because she thought that the man was really pained but the next thing they heard was, hey Ma'am, you skipped me, you didn't share food for me 😂😂.
This is the comedy Rumble contest and I will love to invite @olujay and @otuyanancy to join in the contest.