Write a short newsstory or headline for the image! (HIVE REWARDS FOR "BEST" ANSWERS)

An incident in the San Fransisco Zoo yesterday has sparked some controversy
Zookeepers mounted a high-tech laser weapon system on one of a young Panda named Harold.

Proceeding to dress it and another, sick and elderly Panda (without a weapon) up as dinosaurs. having the animals fight to their death in what can only be described as a Colosseum-style bloodsport.

In full view of visitors, amongst them, young children.

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But then to the reason, most of you have clicked this headline which promises

LIQUID HIVE REWARDS!

Come next Sunday, May 29th, 2022 I will be announcing a winner of this Writing competition based on the criteria of fun or clever news story and a caption for the image provided above.

I have already entered my contribution as a tutorial, but knowing that nothing will top my material above I will not be accepting my own liquid HIVE reward, but rather one of you, my fellow Hiveans.

The text does not have to be massive or long at all to be entertaining or clever, a good caption and short narrative are all there are needed to be eligible for the prizes.

If i get lucky and this thread gets a few replies with entries to the competition.

(5+) I might choose up to 3 winners, receiving 1 Hive each!

However, if I get under 5 entrances I will be choosing one of the entrants as a winner, receiving 3 HIVE split with no one!

REWARD POOL for this hopefully fun experiment is 3 HIVE and I might decide to split that up IN ANY WAY I see fit depending on the quantity and quality of presented material. it might even be that 30 participants get 0.1 HIVE each, but that is "hypothetical".

The competition does not have ANY BOUNDARIES, you can make ALL JOKES you want, without hesitation, nothing is too holy to not be joked about and written about!

I have probably overexplained this!....

Have a wonderful weekend everyone and i am looking forward to reading your answers!

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