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I met this guy in my second year in the university, He was tall, dark, really handsome and also had a nice body build, yeah my kind of guy, he was literally my spec. He asked for directions to the administration block because he was a new masters student, I showed him, he thanked me and also asked for my number which I gave him.
We started talking, we talked almost everyday and somehow i felt a connection between us, he started asking me out but I wasn’t really interested at that time because I had a partner whom I really loved and he also loved me very much too.
So later on, I lost my phone and also lost contacts with Nathan (the master student), one fateful day, I heard a buzz on my phone it was from an unknown number, I decided to check to the display photo of the number, lo and behold It was Nathan, he said he got my number from a mutual friend, he said he saw my picture on her status so he asked for my number and also my location, surprisingly we were in same city.
Fast forward, we decided to meet up at a restaurant, I got there before him, I grabbed a sit and sat down to wait for him, when he droved in I also noticed another car following him into the restaurant but I just got carried away by handsomeness of this man.
few minutes into the date, we ordered for food and drinks,we were gisting and laughing when a fair beautiful woman walked in and waved at him , I noticed that he became uneasy, I asked him what the problem was he said nothing, I also asked him if he knew the lady he said No, so we continued talking when suddenly the lady walked up to where we were sitting, and also grabbed a chair to sit down, I was dumbfounded! We didn’t plan a threesome date tho, who is she? I asked , my date couldn’t utter a word, he started to stammer, the lady said angrily hitting the table “Nathan tell your little side chick who this pretty looking woman is, what!! He was a married man.
Next thing this lady gave her husband a dirty hot slap, and she took the drink we ordered and poured it on my Christmas white gown and gave me a warning that the next time it would be acid, I was so embarrassed, I wanted the earth to open up and just swallow me, Immediately I got up and and finished the remaining drink on his body for bringing me out to be embarrassed.
I ordered a cab, As I was about leaving this guy said, “I’m so sorry but we could plan for another one”, I was like, are you kidding me? Do you want my face to be damaged by your wife? and I left angrily.
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