It’s not new
It’s not fast
It doesn’t have leather seats
It comes without a radio or beats
But, it has got a license
A windscreen
and a passenger seat
It’s blue all over and, really, quite sweet.
I’m crushing on that car
I could drive wide and far
See the mountains, the sea
It’s zippy and looks like it was made, just, for me
A repayment plan
I’ve negotiated with the man
I’m senselessly pleased
He’s offered, I’ve received
I’m the proud owner
of a seriously cute vehicle
I wouldn’t recycle
Even for cherries or treacle