I found Jesus and you can too

Greetings, friend.

Forgive me for being bold, but I see what seems to be fear buried deep inside your eyes, and I sense a heavy sadness festering in the depths of your heart.

What ails you, friend?

Why are you unwell, and how can I help you heal?

Let me ask you,

friend,

do you often find your idle mind wondering what fiery fate awaits you after your days of aimlessly wandering the Earth in endless search of hope and happiness are over?

Do depression and despair drive you right up to the edge of life, to a cliff, to a knife, to a land where the answer's at the tip of your tongue in the barrel of a gun down the blade of a razor up the ladder to a rafter where a noose hangs loose and the death question begs?

Do your cloudy eyes tire of crying alone and quiet every neverending night as the wild wind howls outside and the windowframes quake and the whole house groans and shakes, and she who once shared her warmth and her gentle loving grace in the cold bedplace beside you is long lost and gone away for good?

Are you drowning in sorrow in a dark and cruelsome world that doesn't seen to care?

Are you scared of dying?

Are you standing there sighing with failure on your breath ready now more than ever to quit, give up, and admit defeat forever?

Well I'm sorry to hear that, friend.

But I can relate.

I know how you're feeling right now.

You see, I've been there before.

Sad. Scared. Lost.

Despairing and suicidal.

But I found a way out.

I found hope and happiness,

you see,

because I found Jesus, and you can too!

He's at the Antler Liquor Store in Westcliffe, Colorado:

Ready to fill up your empty aching heart with unlimited love and peace.

Waiting to save your desperate hellbound soul and give you everlasting life in heaven.

He will turn your mourning into dancing,

and your sorrow into joy.

So you git yourself on down to Westcliffe now and git inside that there liquor store of theirs and git yourself all good and liquored up now, ya hear??