Life is hard when you're a scaredy-cat
People always yelling at you to scat
It ain't very much fun
When loud noises make you run
Having to always hide
Is a little rough on a fella's pride
Can't get any rest
If your nerves are always being put to the test
So this Halloween be kind
And pet all the scaredy-cats you find!
P.S. Evander here thanks you in advance for any pets!