I am coming late to the party, I saw many many many good posts, I got shy for a few days seeing how much effort is put into, I struggled making it look pretty because I am a man, and I know it sounds cliché, but I hate doing things when you need to make it pretty.
I normally shove things in other things, and bam! Done.
That's why Oxymel is right down my alley.
I have no idea what I am doing, so I ask my dear queen @lionmom what's the first step, and it's all about sterilization, I am sure none of you thought of that in your post! Ah! Ed Privat is innovating...
While I am speaking "3rd person mode", it's important to remind Ed not to touch the jar while it's boiling.
Here is another innovation, I call it "steaming jar in crystal lagoon"
Now I am supposed to tell you that it's CBD, because by law it's prohibited to have anything but CBD in France, it's important to add to the story, in case one day, I am on the run from the Police and they're trying to build up a case on me "a la Pablo", they might go through the blockchain archives where everything sustains, and find an article about me growing some prohibited substance, wooohee, they have then a case for extradition.
By then hopefully , I'll be there:
Anyway, back to our "CBD", I had a lot of trims from last year, and didn't know what to do with it.
You can really see it, but some of the leaves are a bid mouldy, so I preferred not to add them in the jar.
Anyway I thought it would be too strong (in CBD of course 😁),
Look at me massaging this trims, this post is about to get a little bit like food porn, I am gonna pour things, touch other things, get that slow motion ready, put a sweat pant on, and let's go!
So instead of using the trims, I went with the stems, that I always keep to chew, and to use at toothpick. There's also a method to my madness, I don't want something too potent, I might even just micro-dose it.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we wanted to add thyme and bay leaves, because why not! Check the benefits, you'll understand why:
- Boosts Immunity
- Helps with sugar levels
- Helps with reducing anxiety
- Vitamin C
Enough talking, how about that weed/food porn you were talking about Ed?
"Saxophone music starts playing..."
"Oh yeaaaaaaah, put that bud in"
Is the honey ready? You tell me...
The beat starts: "Boom boom chack, boom boom chack"
Now I know what you think, "What the fuck is going on right here?" and I understand your concern, I am myself asking the same thing, but hear me, did you know that apple cider vinegar dripping can be sexy?
Check this out:
Ok, maybe it ain't that sexy. It might even look like piss come to think of it 😔...Golden Shower time!
So, what we're going to do, is see how strong it is, and will add up some of the best trim if necessary (the least damaged leaves), I have a feeling though that this will help you sleep, and it might even get you a little high 🤗