Mrs Ajayi lied on her sick bed panting heavily, she never believed her strategy to tackle the bacteria wouldn't work. She struggles amidst her heavy breathing to talk as Doctor Williams attends to her.
Doctor: Madam, are you sure you took the drugs at exactly 10:00 Pm as I had instructed you?
Mrs Ajayi nodded slowly before she spoke
Mrs. Ajayi: Knowing the bacteria had taken note of the time you instructed me to take the drugs, I decided to take the bacteria by surprise. I took it by 7:00pm, 3 hours before the said time.
The doctor chuckled, "unfortunately, you ended up being the victim of this surprise," the doctor said amidst laughter.
An old man visited a chemist and was given a syrup with a particular instruction, "Shake it well before drinking". He nodded and kept memorizing it as he went home. On getting home he got distracted and drank it without shaking it. Immediately he had swallowed it, he remembered he was instructed to shake it well before drinking. Afraid of what the implications of his disobedience would result to, he held his fat belly and started to shake it vigorously hoping to mix the content he had gulped down.