Thanks for the notify. This was too fun to read !LOL
The cg on his claws look terrible. I like all the animated gifs of the different scenes, that's a cool idea. This was always not great but those scenes you describe and show are hilarious.
I'm pretty sure this film was leaked with unfinished cg elements at the time. People didn't like it then and don't like it now with all the fx included.
A fun to read review and I don't think I'll be going back to watch this one 😀