Well, let me set the record straight.
I feel that I can speak for my fellow BIRDS, as I always see them around town trying to look presentable.
We bathe, fluff, pick, and scratch, all in an effort to enhance our appearance.
The millions of pictures you snap off of my brothers and sisters are of no concern to us.
Here's the scoop, have you ever heard of the mating season?
If not then let me fill in the blanks.
How the heck are you going to attract a partner if you look like just flew out of the gutter.
You, humans, are so skeptical of everything you hear these days and I don't blame you.
In your world, it must be very hard to decipher what is real. With all of the fake news out there, the shit must have your head spinning.
As I stated earlier we all like to preen, FACT.
We preen for you, FAKE NEWS.
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