Here is my entry for #smap round 60 by @nelinoeva
Here we have a cardinal hijacking the communications array. Major birb to ground control?
He took over a few channels to broadcast his personal cable access show.
Meanwhile the internet mourning dove is haxing the interzones to promote its dovecoin airdrop and ICO. This coin will be flying to the moon on the first day then dropping on top of a windshield the next day.
Hey you gimme some food!!! No picnickers are safe while I'm around!
Watch out they run in packs and will devour everything in their path... I'll take this corn chip and that sandwich meat and that granola bar thank you very much.
Bad weather has grounded all flights inbound and outbound today. Looks like you will be sleeping in the terminal tonight.
Aaaand there's not even a food court in this airport...
The interest is up and the stock market's down And you only get mugged if you go downtown... These guys invested all their savings in dovecoin and got rug pulled the next day. They knew a meme coin was too good to be true but the FOMO was too strong.
Meanwhile the human-hand-made crow is sitting on a fence getting dressed up in various holiday garb. It started out as a Halloween decoration by itself but now gets decorated for all the holidays.
That's all for #smap round 60 thanks for looking :-)