Now this is not what I expected, but fun nonetheless, it’s what happens when you think you know where you are going BECAUSE YOU FUCKING HATE GOOGLE MAPS AND HER STUPID PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FISHWIFE VOICE COMMANDS
Fuck off!
Coming out of the trees having noticed some wooden huts I thought I was at the former Soviet “village” I was looking for.
“Erm hello military personnel live in buildings constructed with bricks mortar and a lot of asbestos. Not garden fucking sheds” said one of the voices in my head.
“ Still, never look a gift horse in the mouth” Said I, let’s go mooch
Not a soul about, maybe the walkers got here first?
All doors locked with padlocks, strange inscriptions to ward off the evil that lurks in the trees, or maybe something picked up from the middle at Lidl
I think it was just about now that I’m thinking “fuck me what’s next the sound of banjos playing”
Now that’s just surreal!
GOOGLE! GOOGLE! GET ME BACK IN THE TREES