Who is this disgusting, sweaty grownup "junky" even screaming about? What the F*** is " My holding reward " and where the F*** is my Monniez? Or in "layman's terms",
"Wen Paid...?..."
That is what I have broken into your room to yell about!
That and I am stealing stuff on my way out!
Anyway as a new #dCity mayor you are probably reading this in the prestigious Leofinance magazine as you sip your morning coffee and wonder why your #dCity is turning negative profits day after day...
And why is it such a Sh***y #dCity anyway... Maybe you should just sell it off? I mean nothing ever really changes, the #dCity economy is run by the same corporate fat cats that run everything. And you can't really change that?
Well no not really, well you can't, but I CAN! ... I have in the past and with your support in the upcoming #dCity Presidential elections I will start "making some changes".
The reason I feel "called" to step in now in the nick of time it appears, as the begrudged citizenry is about to commit an economic suicide out of frustrations of hyper-taxation and warmongering!
I will proudly admit that I have not thoroughly combed over @dadspardan s economic plan but it s based on the 0% tax ideology and is meant as a "punk" counterbalance to the current Aristocracy murderous taxation policies!
I don't know his policy on War...
No one does!
All I know is that somehow this @dadspardan guy has convinced the nice young @stickupboys to rally around his cause!
I don't know what it is. they used to be such polite young boys but somehow he´s gotten into their minds. I don't know I it´s drugs... Or porn... But if it´s drugs, I might be able to reach out to them (i usually keep some A-quality drugs on me), If it´s ... Something else, then I can´t help!
Now we all want change, but we can´t be having it irresponsibly! Not fiscally and not morally, now I´m not saying anything but we can not have a sitting president that has just now been smeared publicly as a possible pedophile!
I am not proud to resort to smear campaigning but everything is on the line here folks!
We can not just end all wars and start printing endless amounts of SIM!
I LOVE #dCity and my city has a long and rich history, my understanding of game mechanics is above average and I have plenty of time to dedicate to this passion of mine.
However, I intend on publishing more material before the elections, including my plans on how to move forward together into the next bubble, welcoming above all new players, expanding the player base, and supporting the starter cities.
I will also publish a more detailed "who am i" post where I will introduce myself more personally as a candidate! However this post is meant to ANNOUNCE that a vote for Eythorphoto is not a dead vote, it is not a two-tower race, this is a black swan affair, where the black swan obviously is me!
I look forward to hear from the constituents,
What would you like to see from me as your next dcity president?
Eythorphoto, Man of the people!
