A new community for melting snowflakes one laugh at a time called LOLS
Yes, that is my name too and I am in charge. Any posts that I find offensive will be deleted - just kidding (JK) - I'm not planning to delete shit, but if it's totally gay I will mock the living snot out of it. 😃
Post Funny Shit - Anything Goes
Changing the world by melting snowflakes one laugh at a time. A place for dangerous misfits to mock libtards, gimps, midwits, femnazis, lefties, numpties, soyboys, masktards, spastic wankers, and serious cunts until they cry. If you are funny as fuck, tag your posts #LOLS
We don't have many members yet and this is the first post. But that is rapidly going to change because lurkers on Hive are lusting for funny content and there is going to be a lols gold rush
Speaking of gold will there by be any money being flung around?
Yes, they don't know it yet but several totally hip orcas are hanging out to upvote funny content so you will get rich quick.
Having a sense of humour is something that only intelligent people have. Thick cunts never have a sense of humour because they are thick cunts.
To get the ball rolling for the month of June there will be a LOLS contest.
THE FUCK JUNE CHALLENGE
Write the funniest post with FUCK in the title
There is a real shortage of posts with fuck in the title on Hive and it's an ongoing problem.
While people are constantly going on about there being endless boring posts about cryptos , whales jerking each other off all over the place, and nobody having a sense of humour, the elephant in the room - an acute lack of fuck posts, is being widely ignored.
So I've decided to do my bit to rectify the problem by having a contest. Write a funny post with "fuck" in the title and tag it #LOLS and I will read it and say something nice.
Originally I was going to say the prize would be 5/8 of fuck all, but I've decided to be a generous cunt and give the winner a five Hive tip.
To drum up some members I'm going to do a shout out to some potential members.
FUNNY CUNTS LIST
If I have missed you off the list, don't get all bent out of shape, just post a naked selfie in the comments and tip me 10 hive. Then I will add you to the list - that is how democracy works.
This list is not alphabetical, it is in order of how funny I think you are, which also coincides with how much money I think you might have.
Sorry @shepz1 but you are poor as fuck so you are bottom of the list - get some more money and be funnier next time
LOLS - the only community on Hive that gives bonus rewards for causing anal discharge.
Be funny out there. Or failing that just be out there.
If you have read all my delusional crap, congratulations, here are 10 bonus LOLS memes!