So I buy this deck of cards. It's called The Crystal Deck. 50 crystals and their use in healing. Picture of the crystal on the front, description and explanation on the back.
I pull out a card. It's Atacamite. It's time to add some energy and drive to achieving our dreams.
So I close my eyes and shuffle (it's hard to shuffle - the cards are large, and my hands aren't that big.). I fan them out, eyes closed, then see if I'm drawn to a card.
Yes I am.
I pull it out. It's the Introduction card. Instructions on how to use the deck.
My spirit guides are saying: "Chump! Learn how to use them first!"