"Besides after you are dead it won’t matter how hard you worked or what things you owned. Your friends and family probably won’t remember you a month after you are dead. You partner has already moved on and is banging the neighbor, if they aren't already. So just don’t put too much effort into this whole thing called life, you don’t get to keep any of it."
I loved that finish, great read and great laugh.
RE: My Guide to Parenting, Relationships, Life, and Some Other Crap [Satire]