Walking along the beach, a man finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie appears. "I'll grant you three wishes," the genie says. "There's just one condition. I'm a lawyer's genie, so for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the same thing, only double."
After thinking a moment, the man says, "For my first wish, I'd like $10 million."
"Lawyers will get $20 million," the genie reminds him. "What else do you want?"
I'd love to have a red Porsche," he says. Instantly, the car appears on the beach.
"What's your last wish?"
"Well, I've always wanted to donate kidney."