I love cooking and I'm good at it. I like baking and I'm ... well ... let's say sometimes I am somewhat successful in what I am doing. It's not that I'm bad at following the recipe, the recipe just somehow turns out shitty for me!
So, today, I wanted to make a nice snack to bring for a picnic a friend and I will have, and I decided to bake something. But no recipe I found made me happy, so I decided to experiment a little bit. Armed with a recipe for a simple sweet yeast dough, I started...
Mix:
Now it's time to form the dough into a ball, put it back into the bowl, cover it with a (optionally clean) cloth, put it in a warm place (for example the kitchen you've been working in, which has reached 30°C now as the sun is shining directly through the window), and wait for 2 hours.
Let the yeast multiply.
Let it multiply really well.
... I am so going to regret making this joke.
After admiring your wonderful baby, we focus our attention on the cherries in a glas. Drain the water completely, then put them in a pot and add some sugar. Crank the head up and let them sit for a while, stirring now and then, to get rid of as much fluid as possible. Drain them again.
While you boil the hell out of your cherries so they become holy too, you can start forming litte, somewhat round dough pieces. Don't make them too thin. How big should they be? Well, I used the size of my palm. It depends on how much you want to put inside.
Cut up some tiny chocolate pieces (I used Kinderschokolade because I CAN) and put them in the middle of your dough "circles". Take one in your hand and add your holy drained cherries. Here's where the size comes to play! I added 3 cherries per circle.
Close the ends and form a ball, then place it on a baking sheet.
IMPORTANT: Place your little bundle of joy with the side you closed DOWN, as it might slightly open up during baking. If it's up, you'll have ruined everything and will be sad. Don't do that.
Take out when you think they're ready, you can always place them back in (in contrary to babies).
Look at those! Delicious! Nobody is more surprised than I am, that this turned out to be a success.
And if I can do it, you can do it too! Can't be so hard.