Came across a random journal entry from over 8 years ago...
"...and now I have 50 browser tabs open running a curious array of muted advertisements. I'm talkin' about some bizarre sh*t like:
"Hypoallergenic, non-everything" breakfast cereals.
Industrial strength Erectile Dysfunction drugs discreetly packaged resembling everyday Ibuprofen or Flintstone vitamins.
Single (or Double) armed Boston Robotics Breast Pumps proudly sold with "a Lifetime Warranty" (Who's life?).
SHA 256 encrypted, privacy protected, earthquake/hurricane proof, Class IV, genuine South African "Black Mamba Marital Aids''.
Each hand crafted product is made from 100% Military Grade Virgin Kevlar.
And the list went on and on...
Lol!
In Lak'ech, JaiChai
(JaiChai 13 OCT 2021. Simultaneous multi-site submissions posted. All Rights reserved.)