<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 19:59:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/one-liners/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[One Thing I know for sure...]]></title><description><![CDATA[...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@acolucky/one-thing-i-know-for-sure</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@acolucky/one-thing-i-know-for-sure</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[acolucky]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2020 02:54:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...]]></title><description><![CDATA[...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@acolucky/corona-virus-has-ravaged-the-markets</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@acolucky/corona-virus-has-ravaged-the-markets</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[acolucky]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2020 17:30:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What if the cure for Corona Virus...]]></title><description><![CDATA[...is a wedge of lime?]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@acolucky/what-if-the-cure-for-corona-virus</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@acolucky/what-if-the-cure-for-corona-virus</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[acolucky]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2020 03:11:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[November One-Liners.]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@vskjefst/novemberone-liners-a0an384a9t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@vskjefst/novemberone-liners-a0an384a9t</guid><category><![CDATA[one-liners]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[vskjefst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 16:00:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/6wrrf2-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/6wrrf2-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:22:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/2anxzf-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/2anxzf-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2018 16:21:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/z6hm1-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/z6hm1-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 12:55:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/5aekr8-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/5aekr8-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 15:34:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/3nkxsj-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/3nkxsj-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 11:34:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[How long is a Chinese name.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/3r8bzo-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/3r8bzo-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 22:44:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/244ccx-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/244ccx-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 22:35:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/2ohxkq-daily-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/2ohxkq-daily-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 22:25:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[On the other hand, you have different fingers.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836378-0012467</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836378-0012467</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 12:03:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Heartbreak]]></title><description><![CDATA[Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@ashfaaaq/heartbreak</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@ashfaaaq/heartbreak</guid><category><![CDATA[love]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ashfaaaq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2018 18:55:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8t3d5gG8YxUrFtTrvhgCDjjN8jFs781tCLr8w3aBdkYxTDFqtdps7vA6cCrX2XQ84eDtRLcqyjX6E1WmUuTw3jh98cwWqDPG7GVgkHDXo6zwVhry5Xq9534d26?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836345-0039008</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836345-0039008</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2018 12:00:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836309-0466704</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836309-0466704</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2018 12:02:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836278-5418913</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836278-5418913</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2018 12:00:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836248-9925995</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836248-9925995</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2018 12:03:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836102-7728477</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836102-7728477</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2018 12:04:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836065-8436005</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@marc99/daily-jokes-1521836065-8436005</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[marc99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:02:30 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>