<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 02:13:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/noarms/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Man With No Arms]]></title><description><![CDATA[So, I was out at a restaurant eating by myself. Halfway through my meal I had the signal that I needed to use the restroom. I went to the men's room, and started doing my business at one of the urinals.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@cromedome/the-man-with-no-arms</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@cromedome/the-man-with-no-arms</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cromedome]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2017 19:50:03 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>