<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 21:02:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/knob-jokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[She told me]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm a cheap bastard Never mentioned my price though Sex was off the table We made out on the kitchen floor. Then I cut her some slack, only charged her half. How is that Not Suitable For Work...!?]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@oaldamster/she-told-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@oaldamster/she-told-me</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[oaldamster]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2019 13:21:15 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>