<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:54:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/hiveneedsmorehumor/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Just when I thought ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[the year 2020 couldn't get any worse ... DAMN! Anyway, just a sign of being still alive and to tell I'm completely fed up with this SO-CALLED "Killer" virus. Not gonna bore you with all my other]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@smasssh/just-when-i-thought</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@smasssh/just-when-i-thought</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2020 18:16:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjW4PvRk9nXC1RsHWxNoWjhqsdMpcQpxroWYncQPBeZ22xeBVkYUkKcVesQbHfv9tdBq15ZBKKVADfzpJVLseNn8AZXZA3pWaB88HEykjTQhC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's a "dirty" job ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[but someone's gotta do it. Today in 'Dreamjobs' we're gonna take a look at a couple of jobs that are not really common. Better said: not jobs for everyone. Some take skills and years and years of practice.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@smasssh/it-s-a-dirty-job</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@smasssh/it-s-a-dirty-job</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2020 19:49:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWFxzgF7aevFQV6E69FQteY5wxrfE4UQNLrvrS5GbVxz4Ak4LVv7CiBSmY1uh6CcBs8Vv82W8B5swnD5vugX2Qrb1MDagQNK35r6C2SWqxh5bHV6eFoHNt2ngfhwcTz1NFwq8a?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Warning: Piece 710, don't leave home without it ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[A telephone conversation between a young blonde who just got her driver's license (she) and a car mechanic (he). She: Hi, goodmorning I'm Mandy. He: Goodmorning Mandy, I'm Kevin, what can I do for you?]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@smasssh/warning-piece-710-don-t-leave-home-without-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@smasssh/warning-piece-710-don-t-leave-home-without-it</guid><category><![CDATA[cars]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2020 10:59:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8XPrHkfZdMtiM68fywBJwYt7Euhvj6tiS3T34SoXYfvxEroLon9k8ibaK9Lqx2tnJYByj7L6fP9EXag7Fg9kFHxo6knpQcBr3S4aMRvndjpkuEYkQLBHd15hRx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>