<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 20:39:09 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/englishjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Never ask a grandma if she know you.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@mhsayem/never-ask-a-grandma-if-she-know-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@mhsayem/never-ask-a-grandma-if-she-know-you</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mhsayem]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2019 04:00:18 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>