<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 10:41:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/dumb-news/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Lottery advertisements continue their attack inside regular news aggregates ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I get annoyed with the lottery because I believe it is just another way of taking advantage of the poor. I know of not a single successful person that plays that lottery out of any sense other than a gag]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/lottery-advertisements-continue-their-attack-inside-regular-news-aggregates</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/lottery-advertisements-continue-their-attack-inside-regular-news-aggregates</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 01:41:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/NTy4GV6ooFRmaCXZ8UYgPhoud1kjiNX8QokLEZtbBKLuLWQ9yt7K3o4EuFpKrRzBEBtDNR5x2KzPjKcWTUfy9HpCUA8hrt2FCJCYVpmD3jz2bKg6H99UFCfKcAsUpHoK7xrrzKdCC7FyzgJ53phorKAMsTkesttn1qiFMdjt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Finnish Air Force gets in trouble for drawing "dick pics" in the sky ]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you have any history with me you may know that what I USED to to was to point out the bias that is involved in the various news networks that exist and are popular around the world. This stopped being]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/finnish-air-force-gets-in-trouble-for-drawing-dick-pics-in-the-sky</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/finnish-air-force-gets-in-trouble-for-drawing-dick-pics-in-the-sky</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 05:25:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/NTy4GV6ooFRmaCXZ8UYgPhoud1kjiNX8QokLEZtbBKLuLWQ9yt7K3o4EuFpKrRzBEBtDNR5wou3X5tTQJEpdQmYz1byDrvjaivMMP4yeDXa3tGNrehnWaVi3Varat2g3vGztKHuMQ622HUBvUWpdnxQ1znPHNTrywChwMoWW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Guinness World Records that are still available]]></title><description><![CDATA[I look at strange news stories because I believe almost all news about anything that can be even remotely political is just infiltrated by the people who control the world and all of what we get to see]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/guinness-world-records-that-are-still-available</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/guinness-world-records-that-are-still-available</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2025 05:20:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/NTy4GV6ooFRmaCXZ8UYgPhoud1kjiNX8QokLEZtbBKLuLWQ9yt7K3o4EuFpKrRzBEBtDNR5xPRnxeKzV1dFiAGcxdwyAyr1pCbm7KijKNko81ZfHR2m7oJCBEPzS4cPAStE1hVnygvNJ7Xxmi4KCnXTcY4V5nAXNsV3iXjm8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[UK boy wanted for eating a bus seat]]></title><description><![CDATA[I do get a kick out of weird crimes that happen all over the world but I have to say that this one is a first for me. Normally I would expect this sort of behavior out of the meth-addled population of]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/uk-boy-wanted-for-eating-a-bus-seat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/uk-boy-wanted-for-eating-a-bus-seat</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2023 03:52:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iP9LvCD48WG56xAgXZV5TnvePEq5bZATKfsr6eiboYmthS7zzfhZRoSDnhcomPcZVDGTzxKBi6r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You may wish to rethink that headline!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I was in college I really wanted to be an editor for a major newspaper. I would never be given the chance because that industry was so competitive at the time. Little did I realize that this inability]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/you-may-wish-to-rethink-that-headline</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/you-may-wish-to-rethink-that-headline</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2023 08:28:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPZRAEN3o3WXR62ArHLxarWDyb2GiYMCX56q8UACtT5NFmw4wzhYJaLAVqXnarKTcLWEjekEEb8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Porch pirates strike house, feel bad about it, return packages]]></title><description><![CDATA[Perhaps there is still some decency in the world or at least a little bit of empathy among thieves at some point in time. This story comes from Texas, but it may as well be almost anywhere that Amazon]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/porch-pirates-strike-house-feel-bad-about-it-return-packages</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/porch-pirates-strike-house-feel-bad-about-it-return-packages</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 01:05:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQD3cjqbkEUUeiLs9Jq63zagCKJSKUFXNBZXhemgzDnQojt6QU4Q6F6stakJ58P123kUgiD74LW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Are you "addicted" to Fortnite?  well in Quebec you can now sue them!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am one of the few people on the planet, apparently, that has never played a single minute of Fortnite. Video games are not something I shun but the new wave of online video games just don't really appeal]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/are-you-addicted-to-fortnite-well-in-quebec-you-can-now-sue-them</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/are-you-addicted-to-fortnite-well-in-quebec-you-can-now-sue-them</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2022 05:54:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQGpxw3LrYXZPDdkd5BD14vo12PUHdK7LeinDYWXLNfAbE6eJvhp9xSkA9h4tJGzvHt8yjiwb4r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida Man strikes again:   "getting busy" with a dog and destroying a nativity scene!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Florida Man news is always pretty exciting. I don't know how this all started but it has become a game of sorts to report the crazy as hell crimes that seem to take place in Florida on a regular basis.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-getting-busy-with-a-dog-and-destroying-a-nativity-scene</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-getting-busy-with-a-dog-and-destroying-a-nativity-scene</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 01:22:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNuhWKCfprkfjZzeDhVk3fLkLdGZHoHt8BhnmEzYFaemTmaWNcUz6kDQkE979BnAFWMcEWicTHx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fight breaks out over game of Monopoly, gunfire ensues]]></title><description><![CDATA[I haven't played Monopoly in quite some time but I do recall getting into a huff when I was a kid when I would lose, which was most of the time. 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There are some people out there that feel a lot more strongly about him though, to the point where they]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/somebody-made-a-giant-mobile-statue-of-elon-musk-with-a-goat-body-on-a-rocket</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/somebody-made-a-giant-mobile-statue-of-elon-musk-with-a-goat-body-on-a-rocket</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2022 02:56:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQN1x8NHM9SSpjHazUcxBXsgRLCUxw16e6J1WzZR8GwFGJgweFw7VdwKpZAgznzC8ZViFnS35uG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[War for territory!  to sell hot dogs]]></title><description><![CDATA[So there are a lot of things that people will get into fights over these days. It seems as it can be almost anything that will lead to violence although in this case I am happy to see that it is good ol']]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/war-for-territory-to-sell-hot-dogs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/war-for-territory-to-sell-hot-dogs</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:40:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPdN6cq66iwfjVjLGrpdBPmzJ9shRgUmMq7v8N6iEwYJao5Yddh2PSNY8dFPjA7wTHxGvjmVwjk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Road cooked grilled cheese anyone?]]></title><description><![CDATA[This time around I am not going to focus on bad reporting. If that is something you are interested in I encourage you to look at virtually any story written by anyone, big or small, about politics primarily]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/road-cooked-grilled-cheese-anyone</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/road-cooked-grilled-cheese-anyone</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:39:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQMbdSN5RdKYzExNzCL5SGLuCpuH8qPkTVX2NhMmw2fLDmu7rh8TCbW9GVYLRVYfqy6oCni9vFQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pikachu sends police on "high speed" chase via lawnmower]]></title><description><![CDATA[It sounds like something that I am making up but no, this really happened although it was of course involving someone in a Halloween costume. src While there are no real world images of this event or the]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/pikachu-sends-police-on-high-speed-chase-via-lawnmower</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/pikachu-sends-police-on-high-speed-chase-via-lawnmower</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2022 03:24:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNzYE3LTQXKYooBZwXCMHmJ222c44dF7uoMwSCZwpGpBzx65NKnR5zQyfw78hFwZh8GSsFSqBmx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[World's dirtiest man dies just weeks after being convinced to take a bath]]></title><description><![CDATA[I don't think I've ever had an aversion to bathing but I have known a few people that are that way. They were known as our "stinky" friend and honestly, I am sure people avoided them because]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-just-weeks-after-being-convinced-to-take-a-bath</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/worlds-dirtiest-man-dies-just-weeks-after-being-convinced-to-take-a-bath</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:58:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPduvK454DhKcU5Ec9yUCGTYCrBMauN4s3iYEV8iXui3wUGTXnFiGxKQzaTPLA7Ma9G7pxsSUGE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[No, Coke's stock price isn't plummeting, nor will it]]></title><description><![CDATA[When the story broke not that long ago that Coca-Cola, one of the largest and most recognized brands in the world had an internal memo to staff members telling them to "be less white" this went]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/no-cokes-stock-price-isnt-plummeting-nor-will-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/no-cokes-stock-price-isnt-plummeting-nor-will-it</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2021 05:46:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNGWd7TzozjPgq3rggennavDx3XPY35pEAVnpqCFzsmxr7zyxtUkiiFx8PCANCvbDKx5J6zPeG98QUaeJQhZpvGZrU2yxEgAQedigXbojZtTkcqCtiXcnjo2vvpU2Lb9wv9hzqXDT4J?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Republicans rejected stimulus bill because they want people to die!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Of course this is not at all what actually happened but that is the way that all the garbage news outlets out there such as The Young Turks, Vox, Yahoo News, and a long list of other peddlers of extreme]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/republicans-rejected-stimulus-bill-because-they-want-people-to-die</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/republicans-rejected-stimulus-bill-because-they-want-people-to-die</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2020 04:04:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/EfcLDDAkyqgrWe7KyyRHXzeiP1CJfhMppnSKMZVKJNX5Ea9ZKnAK9AYNKiQFrBgMSfMhwrq1XMciBXv6Vgc8f9DFVAwJE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Media continues to be partisan as hell]]></title><description><![CDATA[When this coronavirus thing started to be a real issue in the USA, I had a dream that the media was going to take a break from their usual partisan BS to actually try to get some real information out there.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/media-continues-to-be-partisan-as-hell</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/media-continues-to-be-partisan-as-hell</guid><category><![CDATA[politics]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2020 07:51:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgskW8qdPdvSqcwwJTvbiCMpGmRey1Rtd8H5qtsGGgj4L9anXvrUwvQL7AdA9Wb2Qc3cyYr2vt9MJDHhz8PyALdyuKgpD8ioqyNwjH3wZfoyDBPXnRzEqegmHmpBp35hq9pZKwV9CubKdzEqfYS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Venezuelan President asks population to have 6-children each!]]></title><description><![CDATA[It was tough to decide which story to focus on as the champion of "dumb" today because after Super Tuesday it was expected for a bunch of horribly written articles to emerge and they did as]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/venezuelan-president-asks-population-to-have-6-children-each</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/venezuelan-president-asks-population-to-have-6-children-each</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:15:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgskW8qdPdvSqcwwJTvbiCMpGmRey1Rtd8H5qkyZH2rFov6SW9GFm5dC73T8GuHFZWFZYroqZ9ZwkfiqFE4Hc8pymN4nCkVA8mTx5N7cgdw1yxubHp3cZ6xmpdMkqXBjpszPSZ2uV1va2Ynfrox?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Women feel compelled to shave?  The horror!]]></title><description><![CDATA[It must be a slow day over at CNN because it's not like it is Super Tuesday or anything and their favorite Democrat candidates, well maybe they already ran out of nice things to say about all of them except]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/women-feel-compelled-to-shave-the-horror</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@dumb-news/women-feel-compelled-to-shave-the-horror</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2020 11:08:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/GLhDmHx9sqyzQFnr4Sph7ao5rmeSStAmTty32LPYX9g6sPYNS6Swq7utWMi5xwdKDNoeB2UNuWpcaVWcnkjUHdTUTbN4XKxLAcfBHgiAnLbttNPqWKZRU1QM118gHPdcH2sjXcwKZF8W31zs2tAE7iy6fhv9zNkoZQeetHfurc1Sj6ckw1migdLjMyr6nfkdfs47fZgx2HGAVFV4p2wwEY7946R6VyfTGenAhWhWrNS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pete smart, Elizabeth not so much]]></title><description><![CDATA[While I do think that Mayor Pete jumped the gun on this and should have at least waited until after super Tuesday to throw in the towel, he bowed out of the Presidential race today. 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