<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 09:35:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/darkhumour/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[🧵 Adolescence 2.0]]></title><description><![CDATA[This isn’t a program meant to run — it’s a story written in code. A disclaimer before the show You don’t need to be a coder to read between the lines. Just watch for the loneliness.This isn’t a satire]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@comicrelief/adolescence-2-0</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@comicrelief/adolescence-2-0</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[comicrelief]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2025 05:37:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The last thought of Jimmy Joe: The Ink Well Prompt #53: This week's prompt is Headlights. And your skill challenge for the week is hook your reader.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi there all of you colourful, creative geniuses out there around the world, creating and telling stories to make us all love, laugh, feel good, cry, dream and scare us! I hope that your are all well,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@chocolatescorpi/the-last-thought-of-jimmy-joe-the-ink-well-prompt-53-this-weeks-prompt-is-headlights-and-your-skill-challenge-for-the-week-i</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@chocolatescorpi/the-last-thought-of-jimmy-joe-the-ink-well-prompt-53-this-weeks-prompt-is-headlights-and-your-skill-challenge-for-the-week-i</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-170798]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[chocolatescorpi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2022 11:54:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2Sao45kGEB1kRY9cJBFGQnrPp2qChGHkgVjzu1y6XFCd4yc32E4apbihbMEmjk5ZCdEgtSnJMros5LEVeouGMWwfydPPXfMXdcDo5CQK8BToU9LXqyWLknewd5XKkrrWvcwFc45Q2tQM489Q2vchJ2KrE2eRKzPjxMpWy8HS6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A German tour buss full of Jews goes into a ditch near a little village.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The driver goes to find help from the village. Knocks on a door and tells the story. The German villager thinks a little and then says: "How can I help? I only have a microwave..."]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/a-german-tour-buss-full-of-jews-goes-into-a-ditch-near-a-little-village</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/a-german-tour-buss-full-of-jews-goes-into-a-ditch-near-a-little-village</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2019 19:33:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Timothy! Remember when I gave you gum in 4th grade???]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/timothy-remember-when-i-gave-you-gum-in-4th-grade</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/timothy-remember-when-i-gave-you-gum-in-4th-grade</guid><category><![CDATA[darkhumour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2019 19:54:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/gPCasciUWmEwHnsXKML7xF4NE4zxEVyvENsPKp9LmDaFv1MqicH4cXo9WYmA2ChWRsjnq4b3ezEdByWjunjmnJf1VJtqFCoEWzuW7MtWAjPDZWhuafH7RwSicU79ccD3qHwbpzfwYnofs5DP7L?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's the difference between a big pizza and a Mexican?]]></title><description><![CDATA[A big pizza can feed a family]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/what-s-the-difference-between-a-big-pizza-and-a-mexican</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/what-s-the-difference-between-a-big-pizza-and-a-mexican</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2019 13:32:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why is the 4 year old African child crying?]]></title><description><![CDATA[His going through mid life crisis]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/why-is-the-4-year-old-african-child-crying</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/why-is-the-4-year-old-african-child-crying</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2019 09:57:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What is black and yellow and also makes you laugh]]></title><description><![CDATA[A school bus full of black people going down a cliff ( also that Wiz Khalifa song))]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/what-is-black-and-yellow-and-also-makes-you-laugh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/what-is-black-and-yellow-and-also-makes-you-laugh</guid><category><![CDATA[darkhumour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2019 12:48:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you stop back kids from jumping on your bed?]]></title><description><![CDATA[You put velcro on the sealing. ...how do you get them down? You tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/how-do-you-stop-back-kids-from-jumping-on-your-bed</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/how-do-you-stop-back-kids-from-jumping-on-your-bed</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2019 11:09:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who's faster than a nigger with your TV?]]></title><description><![CDATA[His brother with your iPhone xd]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/who-s-faster-than-a-nigger-with-your-tv</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/who-s-faster-than-a-nigger-with-your-tv</guid><category><![CDATA[racistjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2019 07:29:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Buss goes wroom, fish goes flap...]]></title><description><![CDATA[The crane goes snap on the black boys neck...]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@henrikes/buss-goes-wroom-fish-goes-flap</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@henrikes/buss-goes-wroom-fish-goes-flap</guid><category><![CDATA[darkhumour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[henrikes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2019 13:27:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Murder most foul - well, fishy]]></title><description><![CDATA[@tim-beck, @wesleybeckza and I are taking care of our neighbours' cat while they're on holiday. She's a tiny, sweet, friendly, homebound cat and butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Isn't she gorgeous? She]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@kiligirl/murder-most-foul-well-fishy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@kiligirl/murder-most-foul-well-fishy</guid><category><![CDATA[pets]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kiligirl]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2018 17:11:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7258xSVeJbKkzXhyseBP4PYz11eBDT8sW2oR1a4vfVFS6JRn8xJyaQhbc5TTpNPMoVRpvWB5sq8ETxSnPpFvi6U7x3Zvc2ay5X9oiPKkpJLTmZXh5nVLP2TYoha1PV8ZZCMW7LDnSM5oU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It´s Time!]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@kravas/its-time-zg1hbmlh-4t8dg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@kravas/its-time-zg1hbmlh-4t8dg</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kravas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2018 11:29:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/X37EMQ9WSwsRZNRMGAzrNo4JqTFJB3QBBLK43nz7DxNc1DLLhGWUy29Kyxb42C1h2ZmmpkDb7GmvGfDQFSf2tdWkK8nCK8zy78yUr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Let´s Play]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@kravas/lets-play-zg1hbmlh-yb0e5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@kravas/lets-play-zg1hbmlh-yb0e5</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kravas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2018 22:04:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56yqRjhh7Sff9X9mvnjWdtjmNhmqn7Qp8sfsRLxk6ZR23RCrvWeq6RJyV6xEHL8wRCGT9656qxMtFHqijzpjdjbwEiZfG5ubrWei?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Not mine, but had to share it]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@kravas/not-mine-but-had-to-share-it-zg1hbmlh-cxtqi</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@kravas/not-mine-but-had-to-share-it-zg1hbmlh-cxtqi</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kravas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 02:52:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5bEGgqZEHBMes1h3hWreu9yQWEE5apEhZmyMxiRCdF7jnzjx2KS1XKkF3bWQsp3S8p5REpD9Mva69LZ3SGEu11rrAEonP3sC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Let´s go...]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@kravas/lets-go-zg1hbmlh-p28ll</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@kravas/lets-go-zg1hbmlh-p28ll</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kravas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 22:36:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5bEGgqZEHBMes1h3hWreu9yQWEE5apEhZmyMxiRCdF7jnzjx2KS1XKkF3bWQsp3S8p5REpD9Mva69LZ3S3tNCZwzEQ8M6AGN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Not mine. 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