#corybralcomics

Of course, if you're properly doing either of these, odds are you've got better things to do than worry about your choice of words.

Now to spend a bunch of money on fancy paper, high-quality pencils and excessive amounts of wrapping paper so I can effectively prove how above consumerism I am...

I've lost blood to tiny scratches on the corners of boards than I've lost to every machine in the shop combined. Currently I've got one on my index finger that makes it uncomfortable (but not impossible)

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put down my cellular phone and use a drawing tablet to create a digital comic to post to the world wide web. Maybe after that you can teach me about those

Most of the time, I'm at one of the two extremes. It's more common to have nothing to watch OR listen to than it is to have both.

Admittedly, all my custom words are either arbitrarily capitalised words from usernames, or things ending in -cord to denote a Discord group, but still. If I lose the few things I do have, there's just

I've spent my whole life in a bilingual country, and everything has both French and English labels, yet I didn't know until today that egg nog is called hen milk. I can understand where the term comes

Superstitious person: "I must be unlucky today. I'll try again tomorrow"

If you're ambidextrous, and don't have a nondominant hand, just find somebody who does. Then, when they spend a few minutes failing to do whatever task, you can sit and laugh at them.

"I mean, really. Why would anyone gift you a horse except to kill you with a disguised basilisk?"

I suppose the idea is, if you plug your nose, you rely solely on taste and not on smell. If you do this and taste a piece of apple, it just tastes slightly less strong; if you try it with a potato, it

It seems I've recently become attached to month-long daily post challenges. I wonder if I'll ever be crazy enough to do one for a whole year...

I can't figure out how to open an envelope that takes 3 steps. I don't know who decided I'm legally an adult, but clearly they haven't seen me face anything like this.

"Wait! Come back! I can tell you the story of the apes that became bipedal and learned to make machines that are smarter than them!"

Of course, there's magic at play here. Normally, one Imperial Platform is actually closer to 0.983 Metric Platforms, so it should really be 958.425 centiplatforms.

I must have had 750mL of the stuff. I really need to work on my drinking problem...

It just doesn't make sense. If you're facing a wall, the wall isn't behind you. But if your back is facing a wall, then the wall is behind your back. Somebody needs to email whoever invented English and

"No, no, I meant what are you holding?" "Oh, yeah, I did too."

Nothing against Americans of course- they can celebrate their country all they like- but as a Canadian, it's my civic duty to poke fun at them for it.

The most controversial way to describe anything: "It was like pineapple on pizza. Take that as you will."