<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 03:28:41 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/created/allegedlyfunny/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[True Tales of Former Coworkers (With Names Changed to Protect the Guilty)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’m retired now, but over almost 50 years in the workforce doing everything from drudge menial to drudge professional, I worked with quite a few people along the way who, oddly, were never on the receiving]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/true-tales-of-former-coworkers-with-names-changed-to-protect-the-guilty</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/true-tales-of-former-coworkers-with-names-changed-to-protect-the-guilty</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-126152]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2023 12:37:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2Sao45kGEB1kRY9cJBFGQnrPp2qChGHkgVjzu1y6XFCd4yc3V5ZNNsM8XBj9Pk15ZCHL8J7QJiUkwGm4GS8NH1ZkJYRyR9WzHWBMNrmhCtwS78sLj9GRi2zfBwkRFgr5QWAPmg5NriDgafjvvWhSGku6Rjbr44qQR6PsuhALN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crypto News Interview: 22.5.2041]]></title><description><![CDATA[CNI (22.5.2041) “Crypto changed everything” is a truism that everyone now knows, so it’s easy to forget that there was a time when few people had even heard of crypto and fewer still had any inkling of]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/crypto-news-interview-22-5-2041</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/crypto-news-interview-22-5-2041</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-150329]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2021 12:44:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVs3HydzvYFLXq54v42vVUMvCi1FASdeeyAnMKu5PLq2rofd3dDP2xmno5Q7myR4fqqMNdVxkDc1Rgd74jd4EqYp6VgLyHE6pW6D44kk2tdU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I’m old enough to remember…]]></title><description><![CDATA[…stepping into a phone booth to get out of a sudden downpour. …feeling that it was a smart idea to not buy Bitcoin when it was at 74 cents. …being on the cutting edge of technology by using a 300-baud]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/i-m-old-enough-to-remember</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/i-m-old-enough-to-remember</guid><category><![CDATA[memory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2020 23:47:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWBP5L1ud1KB6iqvzEGKZ8ws1R2tB6CzqrUZhEWNEaMfB2RQwXbUEqUiar238UoR8154gveMeo5XsZVjqwVF2iijWvXzam9DAGbhWsasZvQF2X5DuqbBfmVgQgGD48P8s5RtUW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bitcoin as the New Bitcoin]]></title><description><![CDATA[I fell down an internet rabbit hole following one link to another and ended up at The next big thing in 2021 is... 50 of technology's top thinkers finish the sentence. Okay, I didn’t recognize the names]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/bitcoin-as-the-new-bitcoin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/bitcoin-as-the-new-bitcoin</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:32:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWBP5L1ud1KB6iqvzEGKZ8ws1R2tB6CzqrUZhEWNEaMfB2RQwXbUEqUiar238UoR81QNcNJfAQ3VYBxwCKhaDYhnaEr2eVVogeG9Uosi2DeRjjjShYt4MdNitFYdwdnZ36x7Dp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crypto News Interview: May 22, 2040]]></title><description><![CDATA[CNI (22.5.2040) “Crypto changed everything” is a truism that everyone now knows, so it’s easy to forget that there was a time when few people had even heard of crypto and fewer still had any inkling of]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/crypto-news-interview-may-22-2040-qasml2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/crypto-news-interview-may-22-2040-qasml2</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2020 16:46:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVs3HydzvYFLXq54v42vVUMvCi1FASdeeyAnMKu5PLq2rofd3dDP2xmno5Q7myR4fqqMNdVxkDc1Rgd74jd4EqYp6VgLyHE6pW6D44kk2tdU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Twenty-four Hundred Dollars and Free Typos]]></title><description><![CDATA[We got our $2,400 of helicopter money direct deposited a few weeks ago. Huge international banks and hedge funds got access to an ongoing firehouse of trillions care of the Federal Reserve. In most cases,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/twenty-four-hundred-dollars-and-free-typos</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/twenty-four-hundred-dollars-and-free-typos</guid><category><![CDATA[helicopter-money]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2020 01:13:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWBP5L1ud1KB6iqvzEGKZ8ws1R2tB6CzqrUZhEWNEaMfB2RQwXbUEqUiar238UoR81peHD3yPdrZi4gbBJZbTznr2QjMUY61ZMxh342wmpRBUBUo4TqE4QkpGjg7cK8niZmsmg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Proof That I’m Marked By The Beast?]]></title><description><![CDATA[@arcange’s announcement post about led me to check out my stats: Post beneficiaries: 5% - @deirdyweirdy 5% - @peakd]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/proof-that-i-m-marked-by-the-beast</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/proof-that-i-m-marked-by-the-beast</guid><category><![CDATA[hivebuzz]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2020 15:26:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/TZjG7hXReeVpDFaJstf8k51sWT7BGXqvfX11RjccoBcgKjeVrfsc3JgHrq9k9tcuVuXbDia2ubDPjpULxX56pBqd2ujQuQrFcPaV1GLMJTiyA3EYnZueooSV6WeTDZF4DgSSu2YPdJEFSn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to Make a Sandwich]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a tough job. Are you up to doing it yourself? Probably not. Studies show that only 19% of Americans (23% internationally) have the broad range of skills required for effective sandwich construction.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/how-to-make-a-sandwich-q8ssbi</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/how-to-make-a-sandwich-q8ssbi</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-174578]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2020 21:42:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAWBP5L1ud1KB6iqvzEGKZ8ws1R2tB6CzqrUZhEWNEaMfB2RQwXbUEqUiar238UoR7zz6KFLzP6aDXuzY9UQns7QjvNYAVEuyRpMdaS47qsjs5SSiDzU21aQccXoM7PFNbqR5CS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nitpicking The Many Witness Statements on Steem Soft Fork 0.22.2]]></title><description><![CDATA[A lot of these have been posted over the last 24 hours. I’ve read many of them and voted on some of them. But I just can’t take it any more. Again and again I see these obviously intelligent people making]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/nitpicking-the-many-witness-statements-on-steem-soft-fork-0-22-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/nitpicking-the-many-witness-statements-on-steem-soft-fork-0-22-2</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 05:44:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxHpo99xASV1KJzdLigpSS2rMG84hSBiQ8Wz6jmvfzHC8GoJGG4c6WtwuSxNB1v7P7wgFWjqh3o8scEqzhZPxE3hW5RevzAUDEBr1MJRaDp4pumHgcodNzSr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Saw Hillary Clinton Out Walking Her Dog Today]]></title><description><![CDATA[I drove past Hillary Clinton today as she was out walking her dog. Who knew that she has a black and white Labradoodle? 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His/her body will be exhumed, shot, dismembered, and scattered in]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/when-i-become-emperor-of-the-known-universe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/when-i-become-emperor-of-the-known-universe</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2019 01:59:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqhvFxe6kJsBQt8J1eb3eSRLLhGbiz6esYzrJcTJqg7ipKJDV88yNWrt3xJDjBrqYB6SzbsXq4k2bnA1F4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[More Evidence of the Decline of Literacy]]></title><description><![CDATA[.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/more-evidence-of-the-decline-of-literacy-n5piqcby</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/more-evidence-of-the-decline-of-literacy-n5piqcby</guid><category><![CDATA[shitpost]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2019 22:04:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gH1SbRYhJyEUzAVnimYys1K4umRHtVLTG8K5rh8D1tS6Qu1ggH6nwTQ3w4DGEpH61x3iahXSdh3R6zevLn8jkMGo4huJKn538NVoVss7AC3RUhXWdivuBVCTojqj4MD83M1NBsX9MMpSFvT6mxsvwqkxBw8Nf82?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Post #1,111]]></title><description><![CDATA[Infection? I go to an online random word generator to get a seed word for a freewrite, and it gives me infection? What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Make it Steem-related and smarmy at the same]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/post-1-111</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/post-1-111</guid><category><![CDATA[shitpostsunday]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2019 23:45:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm4ZG4FoWBAWTNPisSkoSGN6LcvHCX5VhSuxSRjrSSuawhmhQA7gkyHeKWtL4embbXCWwYG2eKCddmqXSKyLAqwivjBCGSRHShLbJWaoZDHoUACCt3u3w7YwGBZ66TCi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Post #1,104]]></title><description><![CDATA[Squirrels make a hell of a racket. And when it’s from up in a tree, they sound like a crow choking on a Demerol. But why are chipmunks so quiet compared to squirrels? No, not that kind of Chipmunk, I mean]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/post-1-104</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/post-1-104</guid><category><![CDATA[shitpostsunday]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Oct 2019 14:23:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxHgjjqdvZkpFtyG2rqKWfxoXRrxrpV4iLgkBUhE5xCNcBZVQWng2SAhXX5vMfPEuJnP1zNcfaGqiJ3inyF5EDDMbTDRnxyEEFM2mPiMFdRFMWKm4rKeoB3C?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rain, rain, go away, don’t bother coming back another day. This has been the wettest summer I’ve seen in the more than four decades I’ve lived in Minnesota. Drizzle, rain, shower, deluge, downpour, we’ve]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/raindrops-keep-falling-on-my-head</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/raindrops-keep-falling-on-my-head</guid><category><![CDATA[shitpostsunday]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2019 20:02:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCgUt2zfL4y4i6brwmpDyVo4zksr19Ai6XYRe69noe44UYPe37uuyxaQ79fF5NE83uPn3zYvYEtazea722ut2umxBFJS9NqWjbCb8wkZ7AB811ayEAneBYs2XVd94z?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The CryptoWorldReport for 5 September 2034]]></title><description><![CDATA[SATOSHI CITY (CWR) - The crowdsourced Steem-powered space elevator is undergoing final testing before its planning opening to the general public on New Year’s Day. Project Manager Piroska Kovács confirmed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/the-cryptoworldreport-for-5-september-2034</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/the-cryptoworldreport-for-5-september-2034</guid><category><![CDATA[creativecoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2019 03:34:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/CQdwDW6BZfWYLQBQ9FtFeNrwujyL7E8AVrCSgg1vMPAHWnVHP4EZEZjJccfX86S?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Five PALnet Memes]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/five-palnet-memes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/five-palnet-memes</guid><category><![CDATA[palnet]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2019 04:32:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxHpi51DyogMqM6yM7MaqfzsK4rDwAm95kv4aU7kyb7NAKiMvZ78B2NAiHTRbuERF7hEx3xnHxgJCGFYP3sSr4HUWFpwX3uYV1ZnpWviJYrnHkEmhvcENsYa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Three Prompts Freewrite: sandwich, ceremony, government]]></title><description><![CDATA[“There can be no deviation. I don’t want a repeat of what happened with our last opponent. Get a grip on yourself and concentrate. No excuses, no bitching. This will be unlike anything you’ve faced before.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/three-prompts-freewrite-sandwich-ceremony-government</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@preparedwombat/three-prompts-freewrite-sandwich-ceremony-government</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2019 19:18:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqhvFxe6kJsBQt8J1eb3eSRLLhGbiz6esYzrNYbe2n8wQBMhhGBFoFdqk3tVPay9V9jYrT71sfvtpJ7DmY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>