I would like to invite the entire steemit community to this cultural celebration that honours the movers and shakers of the society.
WHAT TO EXPECT
Well to put in simple terms, there's going to be booty. Lots of booty. From the start to the end.
As you all may know, Nigeria is the natural booty capital of the world; according to statistics, 99.62% of the booty living in this great west African nation are real and out of that percentage, a shocking 85% are wielders of the big booty. The big booty is so widespread that the minority with tiny white girl booty are treated like rare species of humans and are often seen being showcased in museums. There are no Museums in Bayelsa State.
Bayelsa State, where I reside, is the booty capital of the booty capital of the world. It has a shocking booty rate of 98% of its citizenry and this is where this landmark event will be held.
Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for any relationships that get broken; the boot in Bayelsa has been known to turn a gay man straight, cure blindness and slow down time.
This booty has been reserved for @trumpman for buying tickets early. There's only 50 tickets left, reserve your booty before it's too late.
I nominate @idikuci and @detlev to buy tickets as well.
Booty is our heritage, booty is our culture. Cebrating booty and other forms of excellence.
