Driving home from Target, after being the only one in the store without a muzzle, one of the ubiquitous mind control devices came into view. Week after week for the past several months, these signs have flashed "WEAR A MASK", "WASH YOUR HANDS", "KEEP YOUR DISTANCE". But today, a different message:
I'll admit, this is not the most reassuring message to read given that I was going to park my vehicle not far from there. But at least it wasn't about the fucking masks. Finally!
Hopefully the next message isn't "PLEASE HELP", "PREVENT HOME INVASIONS", "DON'T OPEN YOUR DOOR".
