Bacon and Nipples
A Sign of the Apocalypse?
After a social media user posted a picture of a piece of bacon with a nipple attached to it, the Internet has gone into full blown meltdown. Even Trump is trending in 3rd place right now, and Hillary has dropped off the Top Ten. I don't know if people didn't realize pigs had nipples, or if they somehow thought bacon came from a less suggestive part of the pig's anatomy. I bet no one will be able to watch Miss Piggy again without feeling a bit sad, though.
Many of the social media warriors who have visited the site where the picture was posted have sworn to never eat bacon again. Seeing as how the average attention span these days is around 5 minutes, I think that's how long their determination will last, but maybe I am being too cynical. Though America does hate the sight of boobs, so this may, in fact, spell the end of the bacon industry and Western Civilization as we know it.
You've all been warned. In the meantime, I am off to the supermarket to see if I get lucky.