You have heard the "You might be a Redneck" Jokes. This is my Anarchist version; enjoy!
- If you have been called a Fascist and a Communist , you might by an Anarchist.
- If you have ever have ever been called a Cuck and a Racist all in the same day, you might be an anarchist.
- If you been told that you hate children just because you seek to abolish government schools or the Department of Child Services, you might be an anarchist.
- If you have ever had to explain who will build the roads a million times using slavery and cotton, you might be an anarchist.
- If you are strict in your interpretation of the Constitution than the late Justice Scalia despite believing it to be a worthless document, you might be an anarchist.
- If you were ever called a neo-confederate for being anti-Lincoln and a globalist for being for open borders and completely Free Trade, you might be an anarchist.
- If you had to explain basic Economic principles to both your Conservative friends as well as your liberal ones, You might be an anarchist, and you definitely are a libertarian.
- If you have referred to Milton Friedman, F.A. Hayek, and Ayn Rand as Socialists, you might be an anarchist.
- If you are the only person to show up to an anti-war rally, you might be an anarchist.
- If you refuse to vote for the LP candidate for the same reason you won't vote for the Republican and the Democrat, you may or may not be an anarchist, but you certainly are a libertarian.