This weekend is our 18th wedding anniversary, and to be honest, I couldn't think of a better time to have a clone at my disposal.

LoL, this is a whole lot more funny out of context XD

Aii... Poor little Clone, she's gonna work her ass off the whole day!

Hmm... Two Rivers huh? I don't think the world is ready for that yet...

But in retrospect though, if the River clone's gonna be a carbon copy of you, then aren't you afraid she's just gonna end up rebelling and doing God knows what in the end?

I mean for all we know, your clone could end up becoming just as overwhelmed as your original self was intially and decide to make a clone of HERSELF; and then, that clone could end up — hell knows — envying River 2.0's latte break or, original River's sexy-time and breakfast in bed; and before you know it, she'll go on a frivolous rampage that will result in her cloning HERSELF!

_{You see where I'm going with this right? :)}

And then before you know it, we'll end up with tons and tons of River clones we don't what to do with; and in a week or so, a River Uprising would be in existence!

Yes, I can imagine it now: A world were every one would be forced to go green, have 20 gardens in their front and back porches, and consume as much herbal tea and latte for both breakfast, lunch, AND dinner!

One fun fact about cloning btw: You can never really decide what to do with them after. I mean, do you hack em to death piece by piece with a hacksaw? Or, send em to oblivion — to a new life perhaps — in a far away country?...

Oh yeah, before I forget - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!🎉🥳