Former husband and wife become sisters(昔日夫妻变姐妹)

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A few days ago, we had a dinner,

My father found a middle age spread,

The belly becomes bigger.

I will say,

Dad,

You push your belly up every day,

No stomach will become thin.

My dad said,

The meat was on the chest......

My mother answered,

Don't introduce,

I need to buy you a bra......

Then you'll be famous,

I think it all right...

Man's middle age mutation,

Former husband and wife become sisters...

 前几天我们一家吃晚饭,

发现我爸爸中年发福,

肚子变大了。  

我就说,

爸,

你每天把肚子往上推推,

没准肚子会变瘦。

我爸说,

那肉都推胸上了……  

我妈接了一句,

别介,

我还得给你买胸罩……

然后你就出名了,

新闻标题我都想好了。。。

男子中年突变性,

昔日夫妻变姐妹…